Yes! I finally took the plunge and gave money to stripcreator. Mainly to help the guy out who makes this site in anyway I can, but also for selfish reasons:

Not for nothing, but I wanted to put myself in with the elite. Seeing myself amongst what can only described as absolute shite (conceited, I know. However your feelings towards my abilities, you must admit there's some turd in the non-donors section) I felt I needed to be up there with the beautiful people.

I will admit it's not much (I'm so poor, dormice take pity on me) but it's what I could spare.

Cheers!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I hate to burst your bubble, but I am also a donor.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nice!

Shall we do the 'Donor' dance?

er... perhaps not.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

The beautiful people don't have to announce when they've done something. Except Ivy and at least she posts pictures.

Maybe if you had pictures of yourself donating I'd hate you less.

I'm a donor too!

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The beautiful people don't have to announce when they've done something. Except Ivy and at least she posts pictures.

Maybe if you had pictures of yourself donating I'd hate you less.

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I donate blood... just not mine.

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I can't publish pictures as I can't afford the required technology to accomplish this.

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I love how the new donors always feel that they have to write paragraphs to explain themselves.

Just laugh and say stfu. It seems to work around here.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Always respond to criticism with silly non sequiturs and self-aggrandizing pronouncements. That's what helped me become the most beloved person in the history of your mom's timber wolf douche heart-attack panties vs. Godzilla.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh no (mouth still moving) it's the heart (long pause) attack panties! (mouth still moving)

(points with grateful yet suprised expression on face) It's (long pause) Godzilla! (mouth still moving)

(Godzilla smashes a red cross and shoots radiation breath at a salvation army center)

(nods with happy expression) Go (long pause) Godzilla! (mouth still moving)

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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The beautiful people don't have to announce when they've done something. Except Ivy and at least she posts pictures.

Maybe if you had pictures of yourself donating I'd hate you less.

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'hate' is a bit strong isn't it?

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You are now entering the donor portal

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OH YEAH??

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What others say about boorite!

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OH YEAH??

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Oh come on, chill out. I mean, you didn't see me freaking out when I got donorized.

Oh wait, yeah you did.

woop woop

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8===D

Oh yeah? Well EVERYONE freaked out when I boner-ized!

Everyone still remembers when I was Bowlderized.

It was like a engaging in oral .

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Point truly taken.

*backs away, smiling*

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Mandingo got most of the rules, but he forgot to mention that parking is validated based on how many comics you make.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Oh, I park in the handicapped spot anyway, and pretend to limp...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

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why did tha pretty picture disappear???

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why did tha pretty picture disappear???

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why did tha pretty picture disappear???

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well you see the really good pictures god calls up to heaven early because he loves them so much he misses them. this is also true of pictures with childhood leukemia and those found dead in dumpsters

let us pray...

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