I just recently joined Stripcreator, and thought I'd introduce myself.

As my username implies, I LOVE history, and most of my comics will probably be history based.

So...yeah. Hi.

*meek wave*

Hello, welcome to stripcreator!

Toilets are upstairs and to the left.

I hope you have your own towel.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

sup

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Hello luminous with new username. I already enjoy you more now.

Unless Luminous has a whole new IP in the US, this isn't him.

Okay, so, historically, are you well-muscled or naked? I don't get it.

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8===D

I guess he does.

Wait, so you all think I'm this Luminous guy?

Now I'M confused.

And a history buff is someone that knows a lot about history. Although that makes my username inappropriate, because I don't know a lot about it, I just love it, and love learning about it.

Hope that clears everything up.

I only like history when Andy Griffith tells stories about it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Welcome.

Don't touch me or my booze

Seriously.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

You're a history buff, and I'm the buffest guy in history. We should get along great.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

History buff, eh? Mind answering this age old question for me:

Why did Constantinople get the works?

I tried asking some people but they all replied "That's nobody's business but the Turks". Jackasses.

Hey there.

You know the routine, all male newbies face first against the wall for a light frisking by our "customs officer"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Welcome aboard...and abroad...and a board...or boards.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hey! I got your DI joke! I was so proud of myself that I bought a hamster.

Not really.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Hamsters bite and pee too much. Like their distant cousins, german porn stars.

Also, way to take the funny out of my joke, Buffface.

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8===D

Hamsters bite and pee too much, doo-dahhh, doo-dahhhh
Hamsters bite and pee too much, ohhhhh doo-dah daaaay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Being notcturnal, they'll also keep you up all night with their racket...again, like german porn stars.

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8===D

history is a sexist term and should be changed to herstory. (the same applies to hersterectomies)

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what if nigger meant kite

I think the name "Herman" should be changed to "Hiswoman."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

what, like in Hisman's Hismits?

"Something tells me I'm into something goooood..."

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

yes, exactly. no need to throw a hersy fit

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm dating a Herspanic.

GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN