Okay, now how the fuck do I hide it from my parents for sixty years?

(Maybe I can tell them I got passed-out drunk and some wanker just put some really permanent sharpee on me... yeah, that'll work)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

If you ever need to rid youreself of it...
Try the magic wand¨

I Want To Be Unique, Like Everybody Else. by bunnerabb 11-22-05

Uncle Jimbo's Tattoos and Piercing Do you have anything... like, really different? I want my tattoo to be a very distinct and individual statement! Absolutely! Our artists will work with you to create an intimate and attractive personal statement with body art! Uncle Jimbo's Tattoos and Piercing Something that says "Sure.. I'm hip and sexy, but.. I'm MY OWN WOMAN!" Something colourful would be nice. Not a problem! One "Slut Stripe" and warm up the red ink.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My mom found mine out because she came up to my bedroom to wake me up when I was visiting. She then proceeded to make snarky little jabs here and there for the rest of the visit.

Dad doesn't know at all, and will never know because I'd be out of the will if he ever found out.

Of course the only way anyone ever would see it is if I was wearing a low-backed evening gown, a swimsuit, or was naked. And since the liklihood of any of that happening around my dad is nil, I think I'm pretty safe.

You could always put a nicotine patch over it.

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You could always put a nicotine patch over it.

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Tell them you were forced at gunpoint to get it, 'flate.

Express Yourself by niteowl 8-17-03

"Hi! I'm Psycho from Totally Awesome Tattoos! Are you tired of those bare arms? Are you lacking in the piercing department?" "Then it's time for you to express your INDIVIDUALITY by getting the barbed wire tat or eyebrow piercing that everyone else has!" "Remember kids, normal people are boring. You don't want to be BORING, do you?" Hell no!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm getting one in the summer...my parents can't bitch about it because my mom just got her tattoo done 2 years ago.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

My tattoo may or may not be stupid, but it's not a cliche. No barbed wire, Japanese symbols or celtic crosses. And no sexy "bulls-eye" above my ass either, sorry crabby? ;-P

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

What is it?

It's a tattoo of an ass directly on his ass and the ass tattoo has a tattoo of an ass on it, which coincidentally also has a tattoo of an ass.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i think big franks the MAN!!!!

I had "Kaufman" tatooed across my left breast... and then he left. :(

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Everyone is sick of seeing my self-made tattoo.

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Dad was flammable

Says who?

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What others say about boorite!

I'd like to get a big tattoo on my chest that says "Fuck All Y'alls" so that when I die, the coroner will know that I wasn't the man's bitch, yo.

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I has a flavor!

I'd be cool with any of these

2pac has inspired me to get abdominal muscles tattoed on my stomach.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

2pac has inspired me to tattoo a mustache on my face... seeing as I can't grow one myself :(

2pac has inspired me to get mispelled tattoos of philosophers i don't understand in the first place. then to get shot to death in a SUV.

what a great role model!

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Kill Whitey.