Many people think that a massive rock from the deepest void of outer space crashing to earth killed off the dinosaurs millions of years ago. They are wrong. You want to know what killed the dinosaurs?

Ninjas.

Everybody loves ninjas, and I'm not just saying that because there could be ten or more hiding in the shadowy corners of my room right now. With that in mind, let us mock them without mercy!

Your challenge; show me the World's Worst Ninja.

The rules:

1. No old comics.
2. No photoshopping.
3. No dishonour! No mercy! No retreat!

Judging will take place when you least suspect it. Oh yes, no-one would ever suspect judging to take place in a week...

Dip your shuriken in poison, my young grasshoppers, and FIGHT!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

WW 48: The Worst Ninja

It doesn't matter, they all suck.

by PrimoOoze1138, 5-11-06

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

World's Worst Ninja

Yar, I be a pirate.

by crabby, 5-11-06

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

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Kill Whitey.

oops, got my cc themes all mixed up....

i blame drugs.

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Kill Whitey.

WW48 - Bad at being a ninja. by Tterb 5-13-06

Who the hell turned off this light? Just come in. There isn't a ninja in here waiting in the shadows or anything.

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horray for life. boo.

WW 48: Billy The Ninja by biped 5-14-06

Hey, Mom! You can't see me 'cause I'm a ninja! I'm INVISIBLE! Oh (ha-ha!) where's Billy? I can hear him, but I can't see him! (Ha-ha!) The neighbors' new Rottweilers are ripping Billy to pieces. Oh, that's all right (ha-ha!) He's invisible! (Ha-ha!)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Worlds Worst Ninja by LuckyGuess 5-14-06

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

World's Worst Ninja by HCRoyall 5-14-06

Robert Thompson! Now you die! Dude. I'm Tom Roberts. Seriously. Google and Mapquest have earned my wrath!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

World's Worst Ninja

TURN AROUND! I'M TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON YOU!

by choadwarrior, 5-14-06

In the closet by Injokester 5-11-06

Yarrr...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Like the blossoming lotus, I strike unexpectedly and with a big, scary sword! I'm also here to judge you, my ninja brothers.

Honourable mention to crabby, the first to recognise that the ninja's deadliest opposite is the pirate. Yaar.

However, the winner of WW48 is LuckyGuess - your comic was silent, clever and very funny - just like a ninja.

Go forth, LuckyGuess, and kick much ass in my name.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

There truly is no justice.