Hello. You may recognize me as the author of such comics as "Bad News Gone Worse" and "Butch and Videogames".

I'm here to tell you about a terrible tragedy that has left a terrible emotional wound in many people. By many people, I really mean me, but anyway... Only you can help to solve this problem, and I reach out to you in the spirit of human kindness and genorosity. Or greed and alcoholism.

The problem, you see, is that there is no beer in my fridge. Or booze in my liquor cabinet. With your donations, I hope to resolve this issue as soon as possible.

With your donations, be they cash, check, or booze itself, I will be happy and drunk very very soon.

Please, think of the children. That I'm supplying booze for.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sorry, I have enough trouble donating to my own booze fund.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

at least drinking will be an option for you this weekend. my girlfriend says we have too much to do this weekend. Cause we usually go out on Saturday but we have mothers day to do on Sunday and she wants me chipper. But she has to work tomorrow and I don't and she would have a melt down if I went out without her. So i guess i'll sit on the couch and watch reruns of CSI while she watches the nanny and golden girls upstairs. Maybe I'll slip her a couple of benidryls bout 6 and buy a fifth of jack and eight ball. I'll keep you posted.

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obscenity filter is off

I think you should tell your girlfriend to shut up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i think you should get drunk then punch her in the face.

but remember to apologize sincerly and promise it will never happen again.

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Kill Whitey.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This site has taken a strange turn lately.

I think its time for me to leave forever.

I'll donate to your booze fund if you buy some for me too

Done. When you turn 21 I'll buy you a couple rounds.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Damn you :(

I'm leaving forever too.

See you guys tomorrow.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'd donate, but I just gave away my entire liquor cabinet and beer-making equipment and ingredients to friends.

Kaenash? is that you>?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Jesussandwich is Kaenash in disguise?!

HAXX0RZ!!!1!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Nah. I think his password was just "password".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It said cocaine, but i guess I pissed off that website. :(

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

quote:

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This site has taken a strange turn lately.

I think its time for me to leave forever.

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Nah. I think his password was just "password".

actually my passoword is "Cremepuff"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This site has taken a strange turn lately.

I think its time for me to leave forever

i didn't want to come off as warm hearted.
i have an image to maintain...

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks for all your support, but...

WHERE'S MY BOOZE?!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I forgot that I was supposed to send it, not drink it.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Honest mistake.

This is a stupid thread. Shut up, everybody.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You shut up, poop head.