WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE BAD NEWS!!!

It could be something as simple as telling them that their fly is open or that there's something dangling from their nose. Or, it could be something like, "Your parents were just eaten by alligators."

OR IT COULD BE THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN ABDUCTED YOUR CAT AND NOW YOUR CAT LOVES OSAMA BIN LADEN MORE THAN HE LOVES YOU.

Contest duration--ehh. Judging will take place--ehh.

Have the most fun you've ever had, EVER!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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[Click to view comic: 'Ever notice white people talk like this?']
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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

[Click to view comic: 'WW 50: Bad news for Archie Andrews']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad News Babysitter']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This one was an entry in a previous contest, but it works.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Kill Whitey.

This one is not a sequel to my last strip. It takes place in an alternate timeline.

[Click to view comic: 'WW50: The Archies sing a new song']

Believe it or not, Betty is my favorite Archie character.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 50: The 1337 Doctor']

Too bad HCRoyall beat me to the whole doctor thing.

Oh well.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

[Click to view comic: 'Them news's']

[Click to view comic: 'WW 50: Sean Penn Is Your New Joke']

I am going to judge this contest on Saturday, so you will have to wait until late Friday night or early Saturday morning to get your entries in for them to qualify as "last-minute."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Congratulations!']

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

[Click to view comic: 'WW50: The Outer Limits of Bad News']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Okay, Sunday then. I'm just too drunk to manage it right now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This was really a difficult choice because blah, blah, blah, meow, meow, meow, The young scot wins for "Congratulations."

If anyone disagrees with my decision, then by all means, blah, blah, blah, meow, meow, meow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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This was really a difficult choice because blah, blah, blah, meow, meow, meow, The young scot wins for "Congratulations."

If anyone disagrees with my decision, then by all means, blah, blah, blah, meow, meow, meow.

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Agreed.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

Cool, wasn't expecting that.

I'll get the new contest up once I find a half decent idea somewhere in the dark depths of my brain.

Thanks!

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