"British People Only"
"1-0 TO ENGLAND"
OK, i've been called up on my pedantry before, but this just takes the piss.
I'm British, but i'm not supporting England. Why? Because theres a good 13 million of us in Britain who would rather be fucked in the ass by Vin Diesel than have England win the world cup. They're called Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish.
The Scotland team may suck, but i'd much rather Scotland were shit and had decent fans than Scotland being good and being supported by the sort of ignorant chair-throwing mongoloid fucktards that support England fans.
By the way, whats the excuse going to be when England, yet again, get knocked out by the first decent team they play against?
"Oh, its too hot"
"Oh, they fouled our winger too much"
"Oh, Sven played Lampard and Gerrard the wrong way round so thats why the England midfield got totally over-run and pissed on"
"Oh, we were the better team but they scored a lucky goal"
"Oh woe is me! England are the best team in the world! We're just unlucky!"
It amuses me how everyone is saying that England 'haven't played to their full potential' yet. It amuses me as nobody has started to think that, hey, maybe England aren't very good after all. Think back to Korea/Japan 2002. The English were acting like they'd won the tournament before it even began and squawking about how they had the best team. Their midfield in that tournament consisted of Nicky Butt, Trevor Sinclair, Paul Scholes and David Beckham. I mean, wtf? Were they really world class players? If you cast your mind back to 1998, the midfield was even worse. David Batty, a past-it Paul Ince, Darren Anderton, Graeme Le Saux, Paul Scholes. Over-rated arseholes the lot of them.
And one other thing. Did you hear about how Peter Crouch cheated to score England's opener against Trinidad? No, of course you didn't, because the only time the English media showed it was on a late night talk show on a cable TV show, where so-called 'expert' pundits called Peter Crouch 'clever' for pulling the defender's hair down so he couldn't jump to the head the ball away. Incidentally, the fella from Glasgow who called to inquire as to whether Diego Maradona's 'hand of god' goal was 'cheeky' or 'clever' was lambasted.
And people wonder why the Scots govern England yet don't let the English have a say in what goes on in Scotland...
= YOU!