Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Excuse me, professor Chef. I was wondering if you could give me some pointers on the midterm coming up this week. Try not to make it taste like shit. Any pointers on the best way to go about doing that? Use good ingredients and don't put shit in it. Do you literally mean, "Don't put shit in it." Or do you mean, that I should just follow your ingredients and not add my own ingredients that I think will make it taste better? Yeah, don't make it taste like shit.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Culinary school sucks bro. I asked my professor for help today and he didn't really tell me anything at all. I'm an army recruiter. Can you help me make a delicious chicken dinner? No, but I can enlist you in the army. Would that make my chicken dinner taste better? No, but you'd be in the army.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Hey mom, I was wondering if you could give me some advice on my culinary school midterm. Why did you even enroll in culinary school? If you wanted to tell me you were gay, you should have just come right out and said it. I'm not gay mom. I just enjoy cooking. Well, what is it that you need help with? Well, we have to cook a chicken dinner and I was wondering if you could offer me some tips. Try not to make it taste like shit.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

I'm not even sure where to buy a raw chicken. The entire term I've been enrolled I've skipped every single class. I just showed up around mid term hoping I'd be able to pull off a passing grade. Now to dig up this dead dog carcass from the pet cemetary and cook it for my midterm.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Well professor, what did you think of my midterm? Was that dead dog carcass from a pet cemetary that you served me? It was chicken. It most certainly was not. Did you season that dead dog with pubic hair? That was pepper. So what did you think of it? It tasted like shit.

Hah very funny i especially when everyone revers to ''shit''

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He should have tried paprika.

Awesome.

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This series did not leave me with the taste of shit.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

How did your midterm go? I've got some good news and some bad news. Give me the good news first. Well, I brought home the leftovers from my midterm so you can eat it for dinner and not have to cook anything. That's nice! What's the bad news? It tastes like shit.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Professor Chef, I had a question about my grade. I was wondering if there was anything I could do to be able to get a passing grade in your class for the term. First of all, you skipped the first 7 weeks of class in a 15 week course. After week 4 I took you off the roster, so you aren't even on my class roster. Can I talk to a dean and maybe get put back on the roster and do some make up work? I really need a passing grade in this class. Second of all, your food tastes like shit. So, is there anyway I can get a passing grade then? No. You cannot possibly pass my class this term.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

So, you see grandma, I'm failing culinary school and mom won't pay for it anymore so I need fifteen hundred dollars to pay for this term so I can graduate next term. You aren't my grandson. You just came up to me on the street. Grandma, this is your birthday party. We aren't in the street. I'm only 64. I'm not senile. Grandma, you're 96. Ok, I'll give you the money.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Mom, I'm flunking out of culinary school, but don't worry, I got an old woman on the street to give me enough money to pay for next term so you won't have to worry about. You shut your mouth right now. I ate the mid term you brought home and I've never been hornier in my entire life. Are you serious? Fuck me right now on this bed. O.............k HAHAHAHA! You were gonna fuck your mom you pathetic wanna be mother fucker, I want you out of this house by tomorrow, you fucking loser.

Culinary School Struggles by crabby 9-11-06

Can I live in your barn? I'm a culinary school drop out who got thrown out of his weird mom's house and I don't have any place to go. Can you cook. Well....I briefly went to culinary school. I think I have some brownies I made in my pocket, you can try one. So, can I stay? You can stay, but you gotta pay rent in money, cause your cooking tastes like shit.

I laughed,
I cried,
I shit my pants!
Great series

I enjoy these comics.