Well, as Thanksgiving rapisly approaches, there is only one thing on everyone's minds. Yes, the Holiday Sale season has begun. For the past two months stores have subtly raised their prices so they could slash them down to normal and advertise about how they're 50, 60, even 70% off.

So, in honor of this mockery of the true meaning of the coming holidays, I want you to make a mockery of sales in general. Here's your template; have at it.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC99 Template']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: The Big Sale']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: The Mystery Shopper']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'ftc 99 v2']
[Click to view comic: 'ftc 99, apologies to keith anderson']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99 v3']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: Tips Included']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: I'm Here All Week']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: Self Improvement']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: Tell Me I'm Adopted']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 99: Final Try Comic']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #78 Template (Boobage)']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Hatrix wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Woohoo! :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

And also, that means that you get to start the next one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hatrix has one day to make the new FTC, otherwise her title goes to biped.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

biped gets to make the new FTC, since Hatrix is absent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped just kicked my sorry butt.

I'm on it... sorry.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary