We're just a few days away from 2007, so it's time to unveil your psychic predictions for the next year. Anything goes--just be funny.

Judging in about a week.

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Companies implement policies to limit the amount of smoke breaks taken by their employees. RAAAR!! AAAAAHHH!!!!

by HCRoyall, 12-27-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Internet memes will become part of mainstream media. And in today's news, an earthquake in Gurkmenistan has leveled the capital city and thousands are injured, many more suspected dead. O RLY?

by HCRoyall, 12-27-06

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Internet porn will leave many people unable to engage is sexual intercourse without involving bizarre rituals. Again! LOUDER! Ungala Ftah Cthulhu! UNGALA FTAH CTHULU!!

by HCRoyall, 12-27-06

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Hundreds of retail workers will be mauled to death by rabid geeks in search of the newest gaming systems.

by HCRoyall, 12-27-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 343: Dead Presidents by boloboffin 12-27-06

Jimmy Carter will fall off a house being built for Habitat for Humanity... That smile... That creepy smile... It's still there! George HW Bush will commit suicide after his son bombs Iran's nuclear facilities... Daddy, I solved the Middle East crisis and you didn't! Daddy? YOU BASTARD!!! Bill Clinton will succumb to a "heart attack" moments before Hillary announces her intent to run for President. Say hello to Vince, asshole.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

apparently i can no longer post comics. i'm not really sure why.

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Kill Whitey.

Two of my death pool perennials fall within days and now I'm stuck figuring out who to go with this year.

CC343: New Year Death Pool 2007 by UnknownEric 12-28-06

Gerald Ford! Happened. How about James Brown? Happened. Umm... Pete Doherty? Oh come on, you'd get like NO points for that one.

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AngryAmerican

TYS to the rescue!

can't wait. by AngryAmerican 12-27-06

IN THE AMAZING FUTURE, PEOPLE WILL LIVE IN COLONIES ON THE MOON! Basketball's still around, and every player is a clone of Michael Jordan. Earthling live in peace and harmony with alien races, like mexicans! VIRTUAL REALITY GEAR WILL BE SMALL ENOUGH TO PLACE IN CONTACT LENSES! Video games will be so realistic, kids will no longer be able to tell the real world from fantasy. Leading to catastrophic death tolls. AND EVERYONE WILL DRIVE A HOVERCRAFT! Mine's a Dodge, the only american auto maker left. I have a hyundai.

I hope that was the comic you were going to post, if not please just ignore me

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Topical Humor by crabby 12-28-06

We have just received word that James Brown is not in fact dead, but rather living in Cuba with full diplomatic immunity. In other news, Gerald Ford remains dead.

Don't worry, I'm not trying a back-to-back win with my alias.

Nostradomass by AccentuateNegative 12-28-06

What's your prediction for 2007? George Bush will send more troops to Iraq. How's he going to do that with our troops fatigued, stretched too thin, and a decline in recruitment? He'll repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and alllow gays to serve openly in the military. We're fightin' 'em over there, so we don't have to fight 'em here.

Orange Soda : Predictions by finn34 12-29-06

My predictions for the year 2007? You don't want to know what I predict. Sure I do. How about this : Iran and Iraq will form a historic double-team and destroy most of the Middle East with sectarian violence, followed by a catstrophic nuclear holocaust. Huh. Mine is that the Cardinals will win the World Series again.

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Some of the re-occurring characters speak out...

 

RCL no. 1364 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-06

So, next week is 2007... [*sigh *] I predict I still won't have arms... ...and Hari Nezumi will still be a MAJOR dickhead!

RCL no. 1365 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-06

So, next week is 2007... Yay! I predict I'll still be the captain of "obviousness"... ..and Injokester will continue making comics about butt-raping retarded schoolgirl dwarfs! [pant, pant ]

RCL no. 1367 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-06

So, next week is [*ouch* ] 2007... I predict I'll still be getting continu-ously nailed in the [*oomph*] nuts... ...and that Scyess and not_Scyess will be seen on YouTube having rough anal sex! OW! OW! OW!

RCL no. 1369 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... Tonight's episode: "Bye, Bye Birdie!" So, you say next week is 2007, ma'am? [scribble, scribble ] Boy, I never saw THAT coming! Ma'am..?

Groovy! - New Year Predictions from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 12-30-06

So, next week is 2007... Big fucking DEAL! I predict our troops will still be in Iraq, Nancy Pelosi's face will melt off, revealing she's the Antichrist, the Chargers will win the Superbowl... ...and my owner will finally have that long-awaited aneurism! WHY ARE THERE USED CONDOMS ALL OVER THE BED, AND MY BOTTLE OF OLD SPICE EMPTY? AAAH, YOU STUPID, FUCKING CAT!!

2007 by dcomposed 12-30-06

In 2007 I predict A black guy will steal a car.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

2007 by dcomposed 12-30-06

It is time to make my first comic of 2007. Hmm. You're fat.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

2007 by dcomposed 12-30-06

Hi Tobor, what's up? What's that over there? Where? I made you look!!! I am trying a new thing.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

2007 by dcomposed 12-30-06

Brad has changed the default settings for new comics. How could he do that after we've been here six years? I think it's because he

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 343. Road to Pred-ition by Xuanwu 1-01-07

You know how George W. has most of his current advisors from the Nixon era? Yeah? Mr. President, you can't try to rig the 2008 elections by stealing DNC files! That's why we're doing it a year early.

Another non-entry.

2007 Sports Prediction by choadwarrior 1-01-07

Superbowl Sunday: In a break from tradition, President Bush did not call the locker room of the winning Superbowl team... Instead, he called the team losing at halftime to congratulate them on their victory. He also advised them to put more players on the field.

Groovy! - More Predictions from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 1-02-07

In 2007, I also predict Iran will test detonate it's first atomic bomb... ...which will put the Israelis on alert, causing major tension in the oil markets... ...sending the price of catnip to over $300 per bushel! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!

Groovy! - More Predictions from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 1-02-07

In 2007, I also predict Tom Cruise will come out of the closet... ...which will be news to no one. Well, except for Val Kilmer, who should have known, because while filming "Top Gun", Cruise stuck his finger up Val's- 'Scuse me! Just passing through... What the FUCK??

cc343 in the year 2007... by mandingo 1-02-07

in the year 2007, crabby's child will be hot salsa raped by a mexican for the record, i'd like it to be known that i'm a spaniard and not a mexican a spaniard who has also hit that

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what if nigger meant kite

Out With The Old... by boloboffin 1-02-07

There, there, Pat... God told me that terrorists will attack America late in the year 2007! This way, Mr. Robertson... God didn't say it would be nuclear, but it could be! In ya go... Of course, with 3000 new members of the 700 Club, that could be avoided!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

RCL no. 1376 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-03-07

Sometime in 2007... 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Tony Blair? What in the wide world of butt-fucking are you doing walking a beat? Well, Dubya... After being voted out for that whole Iraq fiasco, I had to get a job because I really need the money! Well, I'm secure in knowing there'll be a safety net when I retire... Not after you signing that agreement with Mexico which allows Mexican nationals to draw from your Social Security, mate! Sheee-YIT!!

CC 343: Nurse Bigguns' Prediction 1 by biped 1-06-07

Well, Nurse Bigguns, it's 2007. What are your predictions for-- ME WILL DO SEX WITH ABE VIGODA!!! AND HAVE HIM'S BABY!!! "AND THIS AM WHAT HAPPEN NEXT!!!" LITTLE ABE, YOU AM BAD!!! ME KILL YOU AND COOK YOU FOR DINNER!!! Blurp...flupple... gah-gah... (drool) You...would actually kill and eat your own-- DUH!!! ME HAVE ALREADY KILLED AND ATE MONSTER BUTT, JR.!!!

CC 343: Nurse Bigguns' Prediction 2 by biped 1-06-07

"HERE AM A FLASHBACK OF WHEN ME DID THAT!!!" MOMMY!!! ME HATE MONSTER BUTT NOW!!! SO ME COOKED MONSTER BUTT, JR. FOR DINNER!!! ME SAVE YOU THE LIVER!!! OH, MY GOD!!! NO!!! NO!!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!! YOU GET YOUR PANTS OFF NOW, ABE VIGODA!!! ME AM GOING TO DO SEX WITH YOU A HUNDRED TIMES!!! ABE VIGODA'S DICK WOULDN'T GET HARD, MOMMY!!! SO ME SKIN HIM ALIVE AND MAKE FUNNY COSTUME TO WEAR!!! WHAT AM FOR DINNER!!! (gulp) Chicken enchiladas...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, it's time to judge these things before the actual predictions come true. Nice entries, everyone. I particularly liked (in no order):

Dcom's 2007 Tobor comic and the one predicting what my first comic would be. Since I didn't make a fat joke in my first comic, you can't win.

Finn34's prediction.

Bolo's Dead Presidents comic.

But I predict that I'm going to award this contest to genius prognosticator HCRoyall with cheese for these two:

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Hundreds of retail workers will be mauled to death by rabid geeks in search of the newest gaming systems.

by HCRoyall, 12-27-06

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Internet memes will become part of mainstream media. And in today's news, an earthquake in Gurkmenistan has leveled the capital city and thousands are injured, many more suspected dead. O RLY?

by HCRoyall, 12-27-06

I think we're about 10 minutes away from both of those happening. Congratulations, HCRoyall--take it away!