There are all sorts of technicalities that really really suck. One for instance, is that in order for me to do the five days of annual training I have scheduled for next week, I need to get a room at the base I'll be working at. But I can't get a room without having orders saying I'm supposed to be there for the specific dates, even though I'm on a roster of personnel to be working at said base for said dates. And I have yet to receive my orders.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with some inane and ridiculous technicalities, or about things resulting from technicalities. Bonus points if you can do it in one panel. I'll judge this contest on the 15th, when I'm supposed to be back from my duty.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 344: The Origin Story by biped 1-07-07

Congratulations, you won the big wrestling competition. But you don't get the money due to a technicality. A technicality? What's that? Well, you know how you won, but I don't really want to give you all that money? That's called a "technicality." Why...you JERK! If anyone ever robbed you, I wouldn't lift a finger to help! Even if it meant my uncle's tragic death! ...and that's why my sheets are all sticky, Aunt May. Because I'm Spiderman. Peter, that's the all-time saddest excuse I ever heard.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Pedophilia Revisited

You know, technically speaking, the bible doesn't say we aren't allowed to do it.

by SlappyMcGee, 1-07-07

Enjoy.

RCL no. 1378 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-07

Gee RandumbComicLameoutGuy... You haven't won a comic contest in a LONG-ASS time! Why is that? I keep losing on a "technicality"... What? That you're comics are too funny? That, and jealousy on the part of the judges! Throw in your extremely good looks, and you have THREE technicalities!

RandomComicLayoutGuy

The technicality that keeps you from winning is article 47J-6A of the contest judging handbook: "RandomComicLayoutGuy is not allowed to win contests unless all other entries are unsuitable for a win."

So you lose on a technicality unless you win on a technicality.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

cc344 quincy in spring by mandingo 1-07-07

if you rape someone and then kill them, you're charged with rape and murder. but if you kill them first and then rape them, you're just charged with murder. kind of a technicality really but what if someone else kills them and you rape them? what are you charged with then? let's find out uh oh

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what if nigger meant kite

Penile Blunders

That was some great sex, Steve. But due to a very small technicality I was unable to climax. Dammit, Sharon. Stop talking about my penis that way.

by BigFrank105, 1-08-07

CC 344: Technically on the safe side by lukket 1-08-07

This is your captain speaking. As you may remember from checking in, you have to put all liquids in small bags. Due to heightened security measures, this seems to have happened with our fuel as well.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

HCRoyall

Damn!  Just another way the man keeps a wigger down!

Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 1-08-07

I was up for a Rhodes Scholarship, a first for the felines! But, based on a bullshit technicality about me being part Persian, and Homeland Security denying funding to any individual with potential terrorist-[*yawn* ] Sorry. It's been a full 24... ...minutes since my last nap, and I am [*YAWN* ] bushed! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

RCL no. 1380 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-07

...and, that's how I lost my $6 million bonus! Fucking technicalities! We should have stopped this comic after one panel... We just lost out on recieving extra bonus points! FUCKING TECHNICALITIES!!

cc344: a technicality. by arbi 1-08-07

This actually happened today. I had filed a lawsuit to fix the election so people could vote, and my temporary restraining order was denied, so i asked why. Rule 65 B 2: the applicant's attorney certifies to the court in writing the efforts, if any, which have been made to give notice and the reasons supporting his claim that notice should not be required sigh

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woof

CC 344: Can't Help Mooself by umfumdisi 1-08-07

What's that, Eddie? It's my pet cow. I'm having him enter CC 344. That's stupid. Why? You can't win because of a techno cow, Eddie.

CC 344: Techno Cow Entry by umfumdisi 1-08-07

* type, type * 409 ki-ko'prw90 94-k;o'afso p?ka4 378 ugkjla;f Damn hooves.

CC 344: Techno Cow Exit by umfumdisi 1-08-07

Okay, the voice-recognition software is installed and the microphone's ready. Go for it! Mooooooo. Mooooooo.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 344: Technically on the safer side by lukket 1-11-07

Hello, is this Bell South's hotline? I want to report that my phone line is out of order. OK. Please give me your landline phone number so I can call you. My phone line does not work. You can't call me. You will have to do with this. Sorry ma'm, but you call from a cell phone number not registered with us. We need you to give us your landline number so we can call you to verify that you're you. YOU CAN'T CALL THE GOD DAMN LANDLINE - IT DOESN'T WORK. THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO FIX! Please calm down ma'm. This is for your own protection.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC #344: Big Technicality by The_Nugget 1-13-07

I know what you wondering. Why the hell do i look like a pile of shit? One Big Fucking Technicality.

CC 344: Technically healthier by lukket 1-14-07

Quick, get the fire brigade, there's a fire! It's smoking! Get the police! What's the matter, sergeant? I understand you're the proprietor, and you should be aware that by the new Danish regulations I have to fine you for allowing smoking.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Well, that time has come. It came down to a tie between these two comics:

mandingo

BigFrank105

I had to push this thing into extra innings, but it was a close win for BigFrank by two large insertions and a moneyshot.

Take it away, BigFrank, and don't forget it's your turn to clean up the mess.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

always the fluffer, never the guy delivering pizza to the sorority house.

but i assure you, as first runner up i'll be ready and waiting if Frank finds he can't fulfill his duties because he accidentally got hit over the head with a piano and locked in my trunk

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what if nigger meant kite

"Big Frank?  BIG FRANK??" he said, over and over, in that voice reminiscent of Jim Mora saying, "Playoffs?  PLAYOFFS??"  hehehehe

Whoa! Whoaaaaaaa... I didn't bother checking this thing out until today and I found out that I freakin' WON! Well thanks, HC. And sorry about the delay... I'll definitely think of a contest by tonight.