Alright, gang. It's getting to be awards show season, and we all know what that means. Dumb hosts with lame jokes, and brain-dead winners with half-baked acceptance speeches.

So here's what I want:

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Take this panel and make either the host or winner actually funny for once. Have the host tell some really tasteless joke, or give the winner a really bizarre speech. Funny, weird, whatever. Wow me.

All I ask is that you keep the background the same. You can make a series if you'd like, so long as each is still one panel.

I'll be judging these soon.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Okay, here goes.

Dont Blame me Though, these are my first ever Comics.

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I Know pretty Lame.

 NOTE: On the First one i was supposed to put Actoress, not Actor.

Not bad, not bad.

I oughta point out here that you all can switch out the guy on the right side if you feel so inclined.

So, Nugget, if you want another go at it, feel free to do so.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm seeing a few good ones here, but I know you guys can give me something funnier.

Keep tossing 'em out. There's still plenty of time before judging.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

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OPC 29.

Sorry.  Newbie. 

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Don't you wish your mother was hot like me?

Alright, I'm putting you all on notice:

Judging will take place on Friday.

If you've got more comics for me, now's the time.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Judging's tomorrow night, kids.

Bring 'em on!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

And the nominees are...

crackpanther, for making a joke about Ryan Seacrest and NAMBLA (I think).

umfumdisi, for "Kramer VS Remark"

biped, for "Who put the 'Count' in Country?"

HCRoyal, for telling the bitter truth

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Congrats, umfumdisi, for actually getting the point of the contest. Not that the rest of you didn't, but... you didn't.

Better luck next year. Goodnight everybody!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Yeah, I got it. I chickened out of making that comic the first time. The second time I said "What the hell?" and did it. It's Michael Richards' dumb mouth, not mine.

I'll try coming up with something soon. For those in the mood for a new umfum contest, go check out FTC 104.

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