Okay ... two things.
1) The townhouse complex I live in has essentially two parking spots per townhouse (one is the garage, the other is the little driveway). Then there are 6 lots around the complex, with 3 parking spaces in each of them, designated for 'vistors' only. If residents have nowhere to park, we're supposed to park on the damn street, which blows because its usually full, or will impede driving on said street. I have gotten numerous warnings because I've parked in the 'visitor' parking during winter. Gee, I'm sorry complex managers. I thought "hey, I'm paying to live here, if my driveway's full, I'll park across from my townhouse because otherwise I'll die a horrible death of freezing"Apparently, death by freezing is no excuse for taking up a precious parking space. As well, the lot in front of my house has enough room for 5 cars to fit in most comfortably. As in, you can open any door and not hit the car beside you. However, a lot of big trucks and suv's and vans like to park there, thus sometimes there's room for only 3 vehicles because of the way these assholes park. Drives me nuts. Hence why I'm moving soon.
2) My brother has been collecting swords (buying off Ebay actually) for the past year or so, and the other day he just so happened to be swinging one around and he stabbed himself in the leg. It was pretty sweet, what with the muscle hanging out of the wound. He required 5 stitches. What fun!
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.