OK, my first attempt at making a competition...

I dj sometimes, and the mad requests and situations that you encounter are endless...

So Basically, just make a one panel comic about somebody asking the DJ something...

Sort of like this...

OPC 35: ASK THE DJ...

SO WHATCHA WANNA HEAR?! I would like some Michael jackson if you have that...

by chopper, 4-11-07

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

OPC 35: Hey Mr. DJ Put a Record on

Ice T please. This isn't a concession stand.

by attitudechicka, 4-11-07

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Mediocrity at its most average.

OPC 35: You're a DJ ain'tcha?

Vanilla Ice please. This isn't a concession stand.

by arbi, 4-11-07

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woof

OPC (XX) - Third Times The Charm

Ice Cube, please. GAWDDAMNIT!!! YOU'RE THE THIRD ONE THIS HOUR!!! (This is THE last time is use "DJ Ice Products Sold Here" as my pseudeonym.)

by 80_Million_Fleas, 4-11-07

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

OPC 35: All of the times.

Times were tough. There were too many DJs and not enough places to DJ. That's when DJ Bashbox got creative. Yo yo yo Oak Wood Nursing Home! It's TIME to get this party CRUNK.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 4-11-07

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

OPC 35: I haven't eaten inyears.

Awww yeah! Watch me break it down. Sir, there's nothing impressive about" scratching" a pizza pie on a plate.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 4-11-07

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

OPC in three panels by arbi 4-11-07

You're a DJ Ain'tcha? Do you have "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" ? I'm a DJ, not a zookeeper ICP? Down the hall to the left Do you have Hot Tuna? I'm a DJ, not a delicatessen

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woof

Immediate disqual for 3 panels, but wanted to post.

DJ Fiddles by LuckyGuess 4-12-07

Play the sound you hear at the end of the world. That was a crazy fiddle solo. Incredible fiddle.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

It doesn't say in the rules that you can't use more than 1 panel. Lucky wins!

Anyways, here's my entry (as always, if I win then give someone second place and they can make the next comp):

OPC 35

Hey, I want something with some gregorian chanting, but it has to be phat old-school gregorian, none of that new shit.

by Injokester, 4-25-07

That's a true story as well, I bought a "Gregorian Masters of Chant" CD about 5 years back and Phil, a DJ friend of mine bought a copy after he saw mine.

At a gig shortly after I had another friend, Jason, go up to him and ask for gregorian chanting. Phil got all excited that someone actually asked for it, but then Jas told him he only wanted traditional chanting, not covers of modern songs.

Then Jas stood there harrassing him for about 10 minutes that he "Has to have some traditional Gregorian" and being as difficult as possible.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

In a competition called "OPC" for "one panel comics", is it necessary to have a rule that specifically mentions that there should be only one panel per comic?
If this isn't implied, why have this competition in the first place?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Holy crap, I'm the guy who cooked this thing up? I've got a memory like a sieve. I went to see why we did have this thing in the first place, turns out it was to make use of the new one panel feature Brad set up for donors. And to honour Gary Larson, apparently. And you judged it. How about that.

Anyways, I realised Lucky was ineligible when I posted, that was just my way of saying his strip is awesome.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

OPC 35 : Hey Mr. DJ I Thought You Said We Had A Deal

That was Killz4Funn with the new hit "Bitch, Imma Shoot You..." That's right, Dan. Don't forget, this week is National Stop Violence Week brought to you buy the NRA.

by finn34, 4-26-07

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op35: dj's usually lose some of their hearing...

puffy just had kittens! do you want one? sure, i'm starving

by mandingo, 4-29-07

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what if nigger meant kite

opc35: dj jazzy jeff

so when you were in a band together, did your name really come before will smith's? just order!

by mandingo, 4-29-07

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what if nigger meant kite

opc35: dj cow

hey dj cow, what was that kickass beat you just played? moo.

by mandingo, 4-29-07

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what if nigger meant kite

opc35: dj computer chair

hey dj computer chair, what was that kickass beat you just played?

by mandingo, 4-29-07

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what if nigger meant kite

opc35: dj turkey sandwich

step away from dj turkey sandwich, you MONSTER i was just asking her what that kickass beat was she just played

by mandingo, 4-29-07

opc35: dj housefire in 'it's good to be dj housefire'

you were FANTASTIC *burn crackle burn*

by mandingo, 4-29-07

opc35: dj hand binoculars

i see london, i see france! have you seen my wife? last i saw, she was talking to dj housefire

by mandingo, 4-29-07

 

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what if nigger meant kite

finn34

Quit giving St. Louis a bad name. If you hate it so much, Indianapolis is currently scouting for non Mexican residents. You must have one of those HD radios, I've never heard anything like that on the radio, and usually it's just one DJ at a time unless it's a morning show.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka Quit giving St. Louis a bad name. If you hate it so much, Indianapolis is currently scouting for non Mexican residents. You must have one of those HD radios, I've never heard anything like that on the radio, and usually it's just one DJ at a time unless it's a morning show.

shit. i left that st. louis narration in there. that was not supposed to be in THIS comic.

i was making one about how annoying JCCochran is, but i guess i fudged up.

 correction coming soon

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attitudechickast. louis has had a bad name since tommy herr

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what if nigger meant kite

finn34

 Carry on then.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

Carry on then.

it was gonna be something like "i'm AM with a BM"

or some other poop joke.

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OPC 35 : AM in the BM

This is JC Cochran and I'm AM in the PM! RARR!! TOBOR IS AM IN THE BM!! GET IT? BOWEL MOVEMENT... RARR!!

by finn34, 4-30-07

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OPC

Talk Radio Phone Topic: Favorite Superhero Costumes Dud! Wonder Woman! She's dressed like a Super Stripper! I've been fielding calls from men for the past half hour and you're the first caller to mention a woman. Thank you so much.

by HCRoyall, 5-05-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 35: Bob's Psychedelic Lunch

Hello, Classic Rock Radio? I'd like to hear-- Gotcha. "Free Bird", comin' right up.

by biped, 5-05-07

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.