here's the premise:

after making billions of dollars off Stripcreator and his canadian bacon smuggling ring, Brad decided one day to fly us all to a remote island he had purchased of the coast of Nova Scotia for a Halloween weekend of fun filled revelry.

but, as the narrative dictates, zombies attack. suddenly our happy little meeting/party turns into a bloody, violent struggle for survival. i want you to help chronicle our horrible plight, movie-style.

RULES:

1) each entrant gets to contribute up to 2 "scenes". the scenes may be up to 6 panels each and must contain only established SC users. by established users i mean anyone with over 20 comics, rated by at least 2 people and with no less than 20 forum posts. this should rule out all the 'flash in the pan' noobs while still allowing you to have fun at the expense of some newer people.

2 in each scene someone has to die. hey, its a zombie movie, right? once a person has been killed in a scene, they can't be used again by another entrant, but remember that this was a halloween party, therefore you can use practically any character to represent another user. i believe this to be a wonderful opportunity for folks to have a dig on any particular SC users they don't like...

3) scenes must be labeled chronologically even if they don't follow the timeline of the 'movie'.

4) the 'zombie' backgrounds are encouraged, but not mandatory

5) bonus points awarded for the most brutal death.

fun is optional. i will be judging this on sunday the 21st.

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Kill Whitey.

here's a sample panel. i didn't want to deprive anyone of the pleasure of killing me off.

note my clever yet lame attempt at giving the young scot a scottish accent.

The Zompacalypse: scene 1 by AngryAmerican 10-12-07

Wow, Young Scot. i can't believe Brad would lure us onto a zombie infested island. I doon't know Biped, he's in here wit teh rest of us. Do you really think he planned it all aloong? I wouldn't put it past him. For all his seeming folky good naturedness, he's kinda an evil fuck. He already killed AngryAmerican ya know... He did!? Yeah, Angry arrived here drunk, declared all the booze was his once the zombies appeared, and Brad just shot him right in his stupid face. Just like that. Bloody hell! I'd a shot too him if I'da knoown that!

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Kill Whitey.

I are first! 

Zombpocalypse scene 2 by HCRoyall 10-12-07

We did it mandingo. All the windows are boarded up. But there are other entrances. Let me help you "plug" them. If that was an attempted segue into man-sex before the inevitable, the answer is no. No, I got my fill of that with Rabid_Weasle. That would explain how he managed to shit out his entire digestive tract and strangle himself with his intestines. I like to think of it as "assisted suicide with benefits".

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Zompocalypse, scene 3 by NeoVid 10-12-07

Man... this is just like the bit in every movie where the first people to go off for help get killed, isn't it, Wirthling? Wirthling? Wirthling!? Mmmm... that one was 90% pure brains!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Oh fuck you guys.

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Poop.

lurve you lots, Gia...

CC371: Zombi-tastrophy scene 4 by themushroom 10-12-07

What would you do if a zombie came up behind you, Attitudechicka? I think that my acidic personality would blow the undead fucker up. unghhhh... **ka-BLAM!!** *aaaack!!* uh...run?! (ungh!) so close! right reaction (uhh) wrong person...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Zombpacalypse! scene 5 (Part 1) by christopher7murphy 10-12-07

Finally, a chance for her to relax from the stresses of work and kids, Hatrix takes advantage of Brad's offer to vacation on S.C. Island. Ooolala! 'Ello my leetle butter cup. I am your towel-boy, Mandingo. Throwing caution into the wind, Hatrix fell for the suave and sleek towel-boy, distracted from the living dead tending the grounds. Why don't we go to your room and I will...heheh...pose for you? Hatrix awoke three hours later. Her clothes disheveled, a humming in her ears. Ha ha! I drugged you and put a voice activated bomb deep inside you. If you say a certain CURSE word....you will blow up! Golly gosh darn you!

Zombpacalypse! scene 5 (Part 2) by christopher7murphy 10-12-07

You know I can curse if I want to! You better not, Hatrix. The voice activated bomb I slipped inside you will detonate if you say a certain cuss-word! Mandingo! You mother-fuckin' piece of shit! What the fuck? I must have slipped the bomb in the wrong hole.

Someone kill me QUICK! LOL

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

How do you confuse your own asshole for someone else's?

Especially Mandingo, he'd never make that mistake IRL. :)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Zombpacalypso! by arbi 10-12-07

www.nomorelyrics.net/song/176377.html It was a Zombie Jamboree Took place in a Nova Scotia cemetery Zombies from all parts of the Island Some of them was a great Calypsonians Back to back, belly to belly I don’t give a damn, I done dead already Oho back to back, belly to belly At the Zombie Jamboree showthread.php?postnum=253172 not an entry Although the season was Carnival We get together in bacchanal And they singing Back to back, belly to belly I don’t give a damn, I done dead already Oho back to back, belly to belly At the Zombie Jamboree A lot of dem bushes talkin’ ‘bout war And I’m afraid they're going too far So it’s up to us you and me To put an end to Catastrophe lord intruder>kingston trio>harry bellefonte> bob marley> rockapella

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woof

themushroomlet's hope the jury disagrees

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what if nigger meant kite

About the logic, or the possibility of you plugging a bomb up your own ass? :-D

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

themushroomabout me confusing someone else's ass with my own. it's my lawyer's Hail Mary defense in the nunnery rape trial

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 371: FUCK YEAH, BITCHES by Rabid_Weasle 10-13-07

It sure does suck that HCRoyal died does it not? Sur does! I would not want to die that way. Being gang raped by a whole bunch of zombies, that sucks. Especially when their dicks are made of swords and they decide where the orifces are for fucking! Poor guy. Whatever, it's not like he wasn't a dumbass,. LOL!

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Poop.

Zompocalypse, scene 8: if bitten, you become one by mandingo 10-13-07

BRAAAAAINS BRAAAAAINS BRAAAAAINS BOOOOOOBS BOOOOOOBS MENNNNNN!

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what if nigger meant kite

Zompocalypse: Scene 9 by The_young_scot 10-13-07

Boorite? Is that you? It's me, Crabby. Nice zombie costume, although it's kind of in bad taste considering the circumstances RAARR! Umm, very funny. Look, seeing as we might die here, how about we bury the hatchet? What do you say? RAARR! ARG! YOU'RE MAULING MY INNARDS! WHY BOORITE!?! WHY!?! RAARR! lewl RAARR!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Zombpacalypse! scene 10 (Part 1) by christopher7murphy 10-13-07

Christopher7, zombies are all over the island! I can't stand the screaming! Someone stop the screaming! I've been thinking of a way to get out of here. But we need a boat and a gun. I have a dingy on the beach..and this Elmer Fudd costume comes with a working shotgun. Our only chance for survival is to sacrifice one of our numbers and make a break for it while the zombies feast on the carcus. But who do we throw to the zombies? Hey, Umfumdisi, I think there is peanut butter on the tip. What does it taste like to you?

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Zombpacalypse! scene 10 (Part 2) by christopher7murphy 10-13-07

OOOOoooo! You are so lucky that shotgun jammed! Sorry...but thanks for getting the peanut butter out of it. I thought you said you had a "dingy on the beach?" Look! There she is! Well...it's about time you guys showed up! And why did you want me to smear ketchup all over my body? Are you gonna eat that?

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Zompacalypse, scene 11 by biped 10-14-07

Why? Why am I a dragon? Well, biped, maybe you're...a-draggin'... because you didn't get enough sleep last night! Get it? Ha-ha, ha-- URRRRRKKKKK!!! Yay! A zombie ate him! Now his kitty cat can examine my nuts! Cough, man!

Zompacalypse, scene 11, part 2 by biped 10-14-07

Who the hell are you? I'm Lara. I'm one of those users who became a comic character even though nobody remembers who the hell I was. Oh, yeah? GET 'ER, ZOMBIES!!! Wha? I-- URRRRRRKKKKK!!! Cool! With all the flesh devoured off your bones, you look like Sarah Jessica Parker now! HEE-HEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quit being cunts. post some entries.

every time you post an entry, god kills a chuck norris.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1707 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-07

What the heaven is going on here? Appears some of the strippers got together and murdered AngryAmerican because he called them a bunch of "cunts"... How did he die? First they tied him down naked, spread-eagle on the ground, lit his nuts on fire, then jabbed a red hot poker up his ass! That would explain why he died with a smile on his face... Who's the cunt NOW, eh?

Haha...  Awesome, RCLG.

judgin this thing when i get home from work in the wee hours.

get those last minute entries in!

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Kill Whitey.

Zompacalypse, scene 12 by Rabid_Weasle 10-20-07

Oh no! No! Don't please! MMMMNGH! AUUUGH! MMMMMMMMNGH! At least he outlived the AIDs!

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Poop.

all right. drunken judging time:

Honorable Mention- Biped for his shocking take on on what Sarah Jessica Parker looks like before her team of cosmeticianists throw her together in the morning

3rd place- RandomComicLayoutGuy- for calling me on my drunken post calling everyone cunts

2nd place- HCroyall for not only the most gruesome death, but for the classic phrase "assisted suicide with benefits"

AND THE WINNER IS: The Young Scot for an amusing presentation on the well publicized Crabby/Boorite War of aught-seven.

take it away haggis-eater!

and let this be a lesson to all well-meaning entrants. try to follow the guidelines. dumbasses.

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Kill Whitey.

And for those of we who did follow the rules but didn't make the cut:  suck it anyway.  :)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.