The deal is to enter the required phrase into a thought or dialogue bubble and then hit the random button as often as it gives you a satisfying physical or mental sensation. If a layout appears that you find even more appealing than this sensation you turn it into a full comic strip.

This time you´re supposed to use the phrase "I´m your father!"

No rules.

My first attempt :)

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #9: Family Reunion']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #9: Keeping it all in the family']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'RCD#9: Some sort of new Random Button Contest']

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You don't know what I got... .

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #9']

;-P 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1706']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #9: Discount Whore Warehouse!']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #9: Probably wouldn't work in real life...']

Judging this around the 26th.

Last minute entries welcome.

I can´t and won´t explain but the winner is:

lildeucecoup

I earned it.

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You don't know what I got... .

*rip!* Brauny, the quicker semen picker-upper.  Missed a spot in the cleft of your chin.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Did you just challenge me to a duel?

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You don't know what I got... .

I knew I´d regret my decision.

Next person to post anything earns the right to do RCD #10.

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Oh, you people wanted to continue this thing? I thought I'd just let it die a slow death. Have fun guys.

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You don't know what I got... .