The deal is to enter the required phrase into a thought or dialogue bubble and then hit the random button as often as it gives you a satisfying physical or mental sensation. If a layout appears that you find even more appealing than this sensation you turn it into a full comic strip.

This time you´re supposed to use the phrase "I´m your father!"

No rules.

My first attempt :)

RCD #9: Family Reunion by Hatrix 10-13-07

I.. Where am I? Who are you? Oh god. No wait... Don't speak. I don't think I can deal with any of this! I slept with a guy? Was I that drunk?!?! Oh god...this couldn't possibly get any worse. I'm your father. Where did I put my gun?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

RCD #9: Keeping it all in the family by themushroom 10-13-07

Tobor, I have something important to tell you. CAN IT WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE CORNHOLING? I'm your father. Sort of a shock, I realize... you've been assraping your own dad. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. NOW BACK TO THE CORNHOLING!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

RCD#9: Some sort of new Random Button Contest by lildeucecoup 10-14-07

I'm your father. It makes sense. I'm your father! I'm your father!!! You are my father... And I love you.

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You don't know what I got... .

RCD #9 by lukket 10-14-07

Today in show and tell I brought with me my dad. Um. Hello class. He's the worst person I know. I´m your father! See. That's what I told you. He doesn't use any apostrophes in his contractions! Honey, you can´t hear that when I speak?

;-P 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RCL no. 1706 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-16-07

Hey, bro... You know how mom told us we're identical twins? It's not true... No? I'm your father. MOTHERFUCKER! Yes, I am...

RCD #9: Discount Whore Warehouse! by JStrong 10-17-07

Hey, handsome, I'll come inside for 50 dollars. I'm your father Well, in that case, sugar, I'll give you the family discount. 35 dollars. Hot dog! What do you say, Daddy? I should be disgusted, but you can't beat these bargains!

RCD #9: Probably wouldn't work in real life... by JStrong 10-17-07

I'm your father, and if I say that work is more fun in monster masks, then you'll work with a smile on your face, mister! Please take off the mask, Dad. How do I even know it's you in there? What do you think, I'm just some guy who caught you playing hookey, and thought 'punishing' you by making you do all of my filing would be a cheap source of labour? Well.. That's crazy! Just for that, you get to work 5 hours longer tonight! Don't make me make it 7!

Judging this around the 26th.

Last minute entries welcome.

I can´t and won´t explain but the winner is:

lildeucecoup

I earned it.

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You don't know what I got... .

*rip!* Brauny, the quicker semen picker-upper.  Missed a spot in the cleft of your chin.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Did you just challenge me to a duel?

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You don't know what I got... .

I knew I´d regret my decision.

Next person to post anything earns the right to do RCD #10.

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Oh, you people wanted to continue this thing? I thought I'd just let it die a slow death. Have fun guys.

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You don't know what I got... .