As per usual, whenever I win a contest (which isn't that often come to think of it) I'm always stumped when it comes to making up a new contest. So What do people do when they can't come up with original ideas?

They steal other peoples ideas!

Basically you've got two options here;

1. Make a new comic in the style of one of your favourite strippers series, using their characters and humour (You might want to PM them first and get permission)
2. Or, Make a comic involving plagiarism in one form or another

Make as many entries as you want, photoshopped are allowed. Apart from the previous rules, everything else goes. So get to stripping!

I'll judge it sometime in november (And if anyone complains about how long it takes me to judge it, I'll sneak into your house and put mustard in your sheets.)

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CC372: A Charles Tan Holiday by UnknownEric 10-27-07

You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charles Tan? You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted! What the fuck just happened?

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I has a flavor!

Inspired by "Fodor´s Krypton" by christopher7murphy:

CC 372: Fyodor´s Krypton Ep. #1 by DrMorton 10-27-07

Ah, the ever so charming Miss Lane. And you must be the new superhero everybody´s talking about. Yes, I´m MIGHTY RASKOLNIKOV! My motto is: "Crime and Punishment"! And what´s your super power? I defeat those vile villains with the power of mighty melancholy. I feel depressed already ...

CC 372: Fyodor´s Krypton Ep. #2 by DrMorton 10-27-07

Lex Luthor! Fyodor Mikhail ... I mean, MIGHTY RASKOLNIKOV! Think of the endless frozen plains of Siberia! Think of the cold and hopeless winter nights in Moscow! You´re getting depressed beyond return! What are you trying to do? My powers of mighty melancholy don´t seem to work on you. Look: I´m bald and I´m constantly getting my ass kicked by a guy in blue pantyhose and red knickers. How much more depressed could I get?

CC 372: Fyodor´s Krypton Ep. #3 by DrMorton 10-27-07

Finally I´ve found your secret weakness, MIGHTY RASKOLNIKOV. You´re defeated, cause I trapped you in the CLOWN ZONE! Oh no! My powers of mighty melancholy are fading! A headless horse, a mobster and the pope walk into a barbershop ... Noop! Noop! You´re a book store, aintcha?

CC 372: Fyodor´s Krypton Ep. #4 by DrMorton 10-27-07

I´ve got to help the MIGHTY RASKOLNIKOV. I´m calling the JUST THIS LEAGUE to the rescue! And no, Jimmy - radioactive herpes is no super power! BATador! BOOKSTORE GIRL! THE GREEN POINTY STICK! LINDSAY LOHAN! That´s not fair ...

CC 372: Fyodor´s Krypton Ep. #5 by DrMorton 10-27-07

Thanks for helping me escape. And don´t worry about Lex Luthor. He´s been banned to the PANTYHOSE ZONE. Does this mean goodbye? It makes me feel sad ... Great! Cause that means my powers are back.

CC 372: Family Circus of Horrors by biped 10-27-07

Dolly...Jeffy...PJ... Bobby, those are "Family Circus" characters. They don't belong to you to use. Well, they do now! But you don't know anything about the joys of parenting, or the cuteness of little children, or-- Mom, if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP I'm going to stick Woofy up your ass FEET FIRST and leave his HEAD STICKING OUT! Oh, BOO-HOO! This family is a HORRIBLE WAKING NIGHTMARE! "...and leave...his head...sticking... out..." FUCK!! This shit's AWESOME!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I hereby give everyone permission to plagiarise my comics. I know all my fans will be flooding this competition with entries.

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Dad was flammable

KajunFirefly

Well that just takes all the fun out of it!

Also, I ment to say, my comics are up for some plagerizin'. Have at.

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Inspired by Mandingo's "What if nigger meant kite" and up4abeer's "Toga Bar"

 

CC372: What if Nigger Meant Toga Bar Customer by JStrong 10-27-07

Oh, great, another nigger! Fuck you. Why do people keep leaving when I say that?

KajunFirefly

 Too lazy to type the same thing.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1713 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-29-07

...and then I tried to capture the name "LoadWarrior", but that was taken, too! So, you went with "choad", instead? Yes. Um... What exactly is choad? Keep stroking my [ *pant, pant* ] member and you'll soon find out! Will it help speed you up if I finger your prostate at the same time?

I was at a loss as to who to duplicate until I saw....

CC372: Elmer Fudd Karaoke: Luther Ingram by themushroom 10-29-07

Ode to Elmer Fudd Karaoke by kane2742 If wuvvin you is Wong, I don't wanna be white... And everybody knows... Two Wongs don't make a white.

 

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All of comics after a certain point just rip off squidrabies. Do they count?

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Poop.

Groovy! - What the FUDD? by edoggydog 10-30-07

edoggydog ripping off themushwoom ripping off kane2742: ♫ If wuvving you is wong, then I don't wanna be WHITE. ♫ Your wish is my command... SHAZAM!! OUCH! What da fuck just happened? All of a sudden I have a craving for chicken and a forty of Ole E!

Rabid_Weaslei thought we were all ripping off Beer Makes Time Die

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what if nigger meant kite

cc372: fellatio is the sincerest form of slobbery by mandingo 10-30-07

RandomComicLayoutGuy makes comics by pushing the random button. i'm trying to emulate him. i pushed the random button and haven't changed ANYTHING. it's been pretty easy, actually. i don't know what all the fuss is about. i could do this all day. all day, really? that would be pretty impressive. SODOMY ON ICE! TALKING PUMPKIN!

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1715 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-30-07

Hey, Ben... Not now, Clango. I'm busy! Whatcha doing? Well, inside this fake palm tree is the remote control for a NIGGER I've placed under Mandingo's Prius. I'm just waiting for him to get in it, and then WHAMMO! A nigger? According to Mandingo, nigger means kite. I'm confused... That racist cracker's gonna find out that nigger does not mean kite, but does, in fact, mean BOMB!

Plagarizing off of the legendary biped:

Dear Abby: 

edoggy has committed double plagiarism.  So, if two wongs don't make a white, but three lefts makes a right, would ripping off his comic be considered original work?

Confused in WA 

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Groovy! - Ode to Phatmess by edoggydog 10-31-07

Here, I'll show it to you... Groovy! "Beam Me Up, Dad"? What do you think? Cool bumper sticker!

Groovy! - Brad Test 1.0 by edoggydog 10-31-07

Do you know why Brad always defaults to us when he's testing the system? No. But, if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it! I'm being serious, here! Me, too! Hum, bitch, HUMMMMMMMM!! You're such a little CUNT! I don't hear no humming, bitch!

Groovy! - Brad Test 2.0 by edoggydog 10-31-07

I would really like to know why Brad always uses us to test the system... Maybe, he has a fetish for under-aged, flat-chested Asian girls... Do you know this for a fact? No. But, if you hum a few bars... Oh, God! Here we go again... HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Groovy! - Brad Test 3.0 by edoggydog 10-31-07

I just spoke to Brad and- HUMMMMMMMM! Will you stop with humming! Okay. Now, as I was saying before you rudely interrupt- *BUUUUUUURP*

Should be easy to tell who I ripped off...

CC 372: Game night by NeoVid 10-31-07

Congratulations. Filling the room up with gas by casting through a scrying window works. She and her group of attack dogs keel over without even realizing what's happening. Let's hear it for attacking your enemies before they even realize they're your enemies. See, this is how mages are supposed to get things done. We win our fights while sitting on our asses across town. I just can't believe we finally dealt with someone who didn't have some way to counter everything we thought of, like every other time. Uh. Now that I've seen what my new allies are capable of, can I run away screaming?

CC 372: Common nonsense by NeoVid 10-31-07

Yesterday, I came up with the perfect pickup line. This I've got to hear. I'm going to patent it, since it picks up dust, lint and trash in one sweep without sticking to what you're trying to clean! And then she just walked past me in a huff. After she left, I noticed the plans were missing from my pocket, too. The really funny part is that you think telling this story will reduce your embarrassment.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

HCRoyal's Klu Klux Klown is the only character I can think of when I see that clown in people's comics.  And RandomComicLayoutGuy's Uncle Melty is just awesome.

 

CC372: The Klu Klux Klown meets Uncle Melty by JStrong 10-31-07

So, will you take up arms and join me? I have no arms! And neither will the immigrants when we're done!

If JStrong can combine users, so can I. 

CC372: You ain't a bookstore, izzya?

a combined tribute, sorta, to Attitudechicka and christopher7murphy Do you have Dorothy Kunhardt's "Pat The Bunny"? Don't make me cut you, fucker.

by themushroom, 10-31-07

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More entries! More! MOOOORRREEEE!!!

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Two strippers did a comic similar to this, but I can't remember who they are.  (If anyone knows, please tell me)  Regardless, this one is an ode to them:

Groovy! - Blue Tooth Balls by edoggydog 11-05-07

I want you to take off my top and fondle the "twins" for a minimum of thirty-five minutes.... Groovy! Then, I'll tit-slap you until your face is bruised and swollen. After that, I'll reach down, grab your joint and massage it until... Whoops! She must be talking to someone else on one of those bluetooth cell phone earpieces... How embarrasing! Hey! Where you going? Don't you wanna go back to my place and screw?

FTC96 by HCRoyall 10-18-06

Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuck...I mean, MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh-- What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy? ::click:: HEE HEE! ME AM DOG ON BALL! ME EAT SHIT NOW! HONK!! This is the best invention EVER.

I made this one a whiles back in an attempt to flatter biped with imitation. Or something. I was trying to bribe my way into a contest win, that much is clear to my memory.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.