How I got a part time job as John Goodmans butler PART 1 by JESUSSANDWICH 11-24-07

This doesn't seem right

Big frank is a fatso. part one by JESUSSANDWICH 11-24-07

Frank you have been kind of cold to me recently YEAH WHATEVER ASSHOLE That is very unkind of you frank I wish I could make you change your mind about me STUFF IT NUMB NUTS Sir, you have offended me, this injustice will not go unpunished YEAH WHATEVER ASSHOLE

THIS IS A SERIES STARTER FOR REALS THIS TIME PART 1 by JESUSSANDWICH 11-24-07

Hey crabby why dont you want to work with any of the story ideas I give you I am having trouble thinking of creative genius in those little "pearls" you call comics Earlier...... I find that very hard to believe Will Smith That's a good comic now save and send to crabby

This is a story about fish by JESUSSANDWICH 11-24-07

*click* I just had a terrible dream about Kathy Bates naked Oh well its over time toget ready for work

This is a fishy story (har har har) (oh somebody kill me) by JESUSSANDWICH 11-24-07

So how was your weekend Bob? Oh I did some trading while on my private boat while I got head from a supermodel and I managed to squeeze a round of golf in there. And people wonder why I am blue Hey steve, I want to suck you off behind the copy machine

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A dragon on speed with hemmoroids

OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!OUCH!!!!

by JESUSSANDWICH, 11-25-07

I am seriously a funny guy and people give me free stuff by JESUSSANDWICH 11-25-07

Hey  Hi  This is quite an unlikely meeting dont you think? I concur and I would also like to say this comic idea is quite contrived

DAMMIT IM MAD by JESUSSANDWICH 11-25-07

I AM CAPTAIN BURRITO HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!! Go home Mark

This is a comic with words in it by JESUSSANDWICH 11-25-07

Dear Jesus, Where do all the aborted babies go? Thats a good question Sally I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE Later Sweet more aborted babies to play with!

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Captain Burrito was the best. By far.

one might even go as far as to say it was THE only good one.

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Kill Whitey.

I think John Goodman is funny.

This one only works well as a 2 parter.

This is a story about fish by JESUSSANDWICH 11-24-07

*click* I just had a terrible dream about Kathy Bates naked Oh well its over time toget ready for work

Blue Fish Chronicles by lildeucecoup 11-24-07

Hey there Stan. How was your weekend? It fucking sucked. I think I had a dream about Kathy Bates. I'm pretty sure it was her, but I don't really remember. Sounds horrible. Were you making love to her in the dream? I don't fucking remember, you asshole. I just told you I think it was a dream about Kathy Bates, but I don't really remember. I wish I could dream of Kathy Bates. Would you be making love to her in the dream?

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You don't know what I got... .

"A Dragon on Speed With Hemmerhoids" reduced me to a giggling puddle of uselessness. Though, for the life of me, I can't tell you why. And "This Is a Story About Fish" was kinda cool due to the fact that it sounds like my mornings. Except, I've never dreamt about Kathy Bates.

And I'm not a fish.

However, I'll give you bonus points for your ATHF reference in the subject line.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

AngryAmerican

this comic is cool by JESUSSANDWICH 11-25-07

Hey ninja whats up angryamerican once sniffed his sisters butthole

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I liked 'Dragon On Speed With Hemorrhoids'.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

JESUSSANDWICH

this comic is cool by JESUSSANDWICH 11-25-07

Hey ninja whats up angryamerican once sniffed his sisters butthole

that's actually true. go figure.

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Kill Whitey.

this comic is also cool by JESUSSANDWICH 11-26-07

What does that have to do with anything? He also stuck his dick in the mouth of a raccoon

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nah. can't catch the little bastards. sloths though, YES.

ya know, they really don't have teeth as such....more of spiny pleasure enhancers really.

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This comic is the coolest of them all by JESUSSANDWICH 11-26-07

No srsly Fuck angryamerican

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Based on a true email I got from, well, someone who shall remain nameless.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/themushroom 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Fuck.  Try again.  Brad, where's that edit-the-posted/delete posts function already?! 

themushroom 

dicky dickiness from adoring strip fans by themushroom 11-26-07

A message from our mailbag: "THAT SUCKS DICK YOU SUCK DICK" - love, Messiah McMuffin That mail was just gay, so to speak. No mention of what "that"was being referred to. The stripper doesn't suck dick, that's Ray-Ray's job here. Hey, I'm cured! No more dick for me!

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I think I was saying you were gay for liking naked kathy bates anyways you're a huge faggot.

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> u r gay for liking Kathy Bates

Check your health books, class. If a male expresses a desire for a female, this is known as.... anyone? Sally? Yes... heterosexual.

FAIL.

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JESUSSANDWICH

an instant classic.

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Kill Whitey.

themushroom

Kathy Bates has a penis.

End thread.

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You don't know what I got... .

I wish it were mine then.

And surely you've seen her in all her glory in that scene from About Schmidt?  No cock there, other than Jack's!  (Though her acting in Misery did require some big balls...)

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themushroom

I see what your saying man but you are still a big fat douchebag who sucks dick for a living on a street corner in chigago

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Two insults + two different people = ONE COMIC = SKILL by JESUSSANDWICH 11-29-07

Knock knock who's there? Cre8tive13 is comepletely retarded that actually is a terrible knock knock joke that should be even be completed this is really stupid, seriously FUCK YOU I am going home Meanwhile in Kathy Bates vagina I dont think themushroom knows what he getting into with this shit

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Different thread...same unfunny comic. Huh.

You think multiple postings will make it funnier?

Newsflash. It's not....and take some English lessons.

Cre8tive13

Grammar nazi = people who have nothing better to insult you on.

So ok work with that.

 I just want everyone to remember something.

Dont call this a comeback, I've been here for years. 

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JESUSSANDWICH

Grammar nazi = people who have nothing better to insult you on.

So ok work with that.

I just want everyone to remember something.

Dont call this a comeback, I've been here for years.

But it gets SO boring insulting you on your comics and idiotic rants on here.

This comic is pretty funny I will give it to you

Taking a dirt nap in the bone orchard by Cre8tive13 1-26-07

Oh no! It's The Grim Raper! I'm a goner!! No, no...it's the Grim Rea....p... hmmm..... OooOooOOO! Yes, be afraid...it is I... The Grim RAPER! Now pull your pants down and touch your toes, bitch!

I still find this funny though I can't remember who I did this series with

Tony the ADD police drawer dude. by JESUSSANDWICH 5-11-05

Hold on let me fix that. Are you ever gonna catch my husbands killer? There we go. Sex with me?

You see we have different styles of humor, people find that funny people find yours funny.

Its about lulz not drama.

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