Ever had your butthole botoxed?  That has nothing to do with this contest--I was just wondering.

Well, here it is.  The new template.  Your goal will be to do something fucking hilarious with it. 

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123: Template']

If you have an old comic that just happens to have the exact same first panel, you're free to use it.  You will get extra points if you use photoshop, but you will also be disquaylfed, so the extra points won't do you any good.  Using the concept of "butthole botoxing" won't get you extra points, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.  On second thought, maybe it would hurt.

If hardly anybody enters this contest, I will feel bad.  If none of the entries are funny, I will be mad.  If FTC 123 turns out to be a big dud, I will feel sad.  If you try to pull anything, I will tell Brad.

3...2...1...go.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'No Laughing Matter (FTC 123)']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123: Eye of the Beholder']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123']

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

As it turns out, butthole botoxing is illegal in twelve states. Mostly because it's dangerous and gross.

But anyway...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123: A.I. My Ass']

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123: A Little Crazy']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

haha

Judging will take place sometime between now and next Wednesday, so get those last-minute entries in.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123 : Ask Your Father']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I'd enter, but I can't beat bolo.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I will announce the winner within 24 hours. 

If you haven't entered, it's almost too late.  Time is running out.  Contest termination is--codename "imminent." Repeat...codename "imminent."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 123 - numba one']

 [Click to view comic: 'FTC 123 - numba two']

yeah yeah not funny but i am drunk and thus, do not care

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I dumb :D

Everybody did a wonderful, wonderful job and all around I think this contest turned out to be just a wonderful, wonderful contest, but I think most if not all of you will agree that one entry stood out from the others in its own wonderful, wonderful way.  And therefore the winner of FTC 123 is hereby declared to be:

boloboffin

Thanks everybody for taking part in this wonderful, wonderful contest. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How wonderful wonderful can you get?

Thanks to all who laughed and voted. I'll get the next contest up soon.

And, Lucky, get on your Mr. Bubble avatar and we'll talk.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker