Ever had your butthole botoxed?  That has nothing to do with this contest--I was just wondering.

Well, here it is.  The new template.  Your goal will be to do something fucking hilarious with it. 

FTC 123: Template by biped 12-13-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys?

If you have an old comic that just happens to have the exact same first panel, you're free to use it.  You will get extra points if you use photoshop, but you will also be disquaylfed, so the extra points won't do you any good.  Using the concept of "butthole botoxing" won't get you extra points, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.  On second thought, maybe it would hurt.

If hardly anybody enters this contest, I will feel bad.  If none of the entries are funny, I will be mad.  If FTC 123 turns out to be a big dud, I will feel sad.  If you try to pull anything, I will tell Brad.

3...2...1...go.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No Laughing Matter (FTC 123) by theburninator 12-13-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys? Hey, Linda, aren't you pregnant? And isn't that your eighth jack and coke? Shut up and give me a cigarette! God made you an extra-special little boy!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

FTC 123: Eye of the Beholder by boloboffin 12-13-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys? Who told you you were "different"? All the other kids at school. They're lying to you. You are the same as every other boy on this planet. My mommy said I wasn't "different", so there! AHAAHAHA, you loser little human!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FTC 123 by Creative4me 12-14-07

Mommy why am I so "Different" from the other kids? Let's get it on Why does it matter?!?!

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

As it turns out, butthole botoxing is illegal in twelve states. Mostly because it's dangerous and gross.

But anyway...

FTC 123: A.I. My Ass by PrimoOoze1138 12-15-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys? Well...um... ZZXX/:Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys?...ZX...Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys?...ZX...Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys? Oh no...Sweetie, I think your CPU is damaged! CPU? Damaged? DOES...NOT... COMPUTE#$%*#$% Damn.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

FTC 123: A Little Crazy by boloboffin 12-15-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys? Don't all the other little boys dig up their mom's corpse and mount it in the kitchen? Why, of course, Norman. Now be a good boy and light some more incense.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

haha

Judging will take place sometime between now and next Wednesday, so get those last-minute entries in.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 123 : Ask Your Father by finn34 12-19-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys? Mommy? Sorry, what was the question?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I'd enter, but I can't beat bolo.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I will announce the winner within 24 hours. 

If you haven't entered, it's almost too late.  Time is running out.  Contest termination is--codename "imminent." Repeat...codename "imminent."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 123 - numba one by flipynif1 12-21-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from other little boys? Mommy, why am I so "different" from other little boys? Mommy, why am I so "different" from other little boys?

 

FTC 123 - numba two by flipynif1 12-21-07

Mommy, why am I so "different" from other little boys? Butthole Botoxing No, I meant why is my penis upside down? Ohhhhh... No son that's called a boner. COme with mommy i'll show you what to do...

yeah yeah not funny but i am drunk and thus, do not care

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I dumb :D

Everybody did a wonderful, wonderful job and all around I think this contest turned out to be just a wonderful, wonderful contest, but I think most if not all of you will agree that one entry stood out from the others in its own wonderful, wonderful way.  And therefore the winner of FTC 123 is hereby declared to be:

boloboffin

Thanks everybody for taking part in this wonderful, wonderful contest. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How wonderful wonderful can you get?

Thanks to all who laughed and voted. I'll get the next contest up soon.

And, Lucky, get on your Mr. Bubble avatar and we'll talk.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker