Biped mentioned his 8.75 rated comics with 4 votes. I've got a few 4-voters lately standing on the precipice of Top Rated immortality. Give 'em a vote, up or down. Anyone else is welcome to post their 4-voted comics here as well.

1967 by choadwarrior 11-22-07

Whoa...freak out, man. Who the hell are you, square? I'm you from 40 years in the future. Far out! Did we finally put an end to war and achieve world peace? Not exactly; I'd say our generation turned out to be just as fascist we thought our parents were. We have so much idealism. Please tell me we accomplished something like wiping out poverty, eradicating hunger, or curing diseases. We pretty much put all our efforts into the science of boners.

Snake River by choadwarrior 12-01-07

Sad news tonight. Daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69. Dies at 69, eh? Plunged face first in another canyon?

Cum on Feel the Silenze by choadwarrior 12-01-07

80's singer Kevin DuBrow was found dead in his Las Vegas home this week. The cause of death is not known. Poor metal health, I'd say. I'll bang your head for that one. Were you having a moment of silence there? No, I was having a riot of quiet.

Everything is Going to be Obee Kabee by choadwarrior 12-01-07

In financial news this week, the Investment Trust of Abu Dhabi propped up CitiGroup with an infusion of cash worth $7.5 billion. This was a huge story, with networks and cable news channels devoting hours of discussion on the implications of the deal. Yes, is the collapse of the credit industry, the decline of the dollar, and rising inflation making U.S. companies ripe for takeover by foriegn investors? I think people just like saying Abu Dhabi.

Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/11/07 by boloboffin 7-25-07

Is this what it's like to be on a date, Daddy? It depends. How much am I going to have to spend before you put out?

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-16-06

Welcome to LotaLatte: Saturn Edition! How can I help you? The cookies are free, correct? No, sir. I'm paying a hundred thousand for a new car, and I can't get a free cookie!? If you can afford a hundred thousand dollar car, you can afford an eighty-one cent cookie.

Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/9/07 by boloboffin 7-23-07

A nice thing about global warming is the birds could stay here all winter instead of flying south. How do you talk with Bush's cock that far down your throat? I've got a double larnyx.

FTC 115: Too Obvious by boloboffin 8-20-07

Yes? Is your house adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Why, no! Sign me up posthaste! Later That was no wolf. That was a dingo, baby.

FTC: Clown Club by boloboffin 9-22-07

Rule #1 about Clown Club is: you do not talk about Clown Club. Clown Club Rule #2 about Clown Club is: You Do Not Talk About Clown Club. Clown Club This new group, I don't think they're getting it. HONK HONK

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

this just happened today. after the whole JESUSSANDWICH thing, all my comics got downvoted by at least 3 people. i shoulda secured allies before i cut loose with that thang...

Kung Spock 1 by AngryAmerican 5-24-06

and so you see, the bridge is CURSED! He who crosses it only goes to his doom. The ghost takes his revenge! The premise that there is a supernatural being guarding the bridge is not logical. Empirical data does not support this theory. You mean maybe its just a crazy old man asking 3 questions of everyone who wishes to cross? That is my supposition. Perhaps i can test this theory by attempting to cross this bridge myself. Its just as i surmised. The bridge was merely a metaphor for a purely psychological phenomena. He kicked your ass didn't he?

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Kill Whitey.

Let the down voting begin.

The Toga Bar - Soul Mates by up4abeer 9-07-07

Knock it off you two. He didn't literally pour his soul into it

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Shovel Ready

I was going to post mine, but they all just got downvoted.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just took a picture of my comics atop both lists because the picture will definitely last longer. :)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"writing" a paper by xxausrottenxx 3-09-07

there's nothing more relaxing than writing on the beach It's so rejuvenating writing in the middle of the forest And there's nothing more satisfying than whackin it to lesbian porn in the company basement.

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Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 11-03-07

Flag down--looks like its against the Vikings. Too many men on the field... This is the most purple helmets I've seen in Minneapolis since I visited the men's room with Larry Craig.

In a Dander by choadwarrior 9-28-07

Somebody said you referred to me as, "Your flakey employee." Yes, I did. How can you say that? You've always told me I'm head-and-shoulders above everyone else. In both cases, I meant you shouldn't wear black jackets.

Grunt Work by choadwarrior 9-29-07

Wow, first time in six years that I've had to take a dump at work. What if someone comes in here and smells this? They'll all know it was me, and Ive built a career on the illusion that my shit don't stink. ATTENTION! ALL MALE EMPLOYEES TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR AN IMPROMPTU STAFF MEETING. CHOP CHOP!

Playing God by choadwarrior 12-01-07

I think you should lose a little weight. If I need to lose weight, what do you tell your staff? This isn't about them--it's about you. Have you seen the lady who checks in patients? Oh, I accidentally pointed the x-ray machine at 300 lbs of vanilla pudding and it came to life. I dressed it in scrubs to cover my mistake. I was gonna say.

CC 347: You'll appreciate this more if you're a geek by lukket 2-14-07

Hang on just a moment. I'm in the middle of a Vista install! Knock Knock Yes? I'm Dracula. You have to agree upon the Vista license together with me. But. Why Dracula? I guess it sounded better than "Draconian EULA"

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-30-07

Luke, You've come across a wagon full of goods and a merchant in the middle of nowhere as you ride to catch up with your friends. I'm going to kill him and take his wagon and wares. And if your friends ask where the wagon came from? I tell them the truth. That you killed the merchant and took his stuff? No, that I came across the wagon in the middle of nowhwere.

OPC

I've been asleep for forty years? What's happened in that time? The bad news is the world is now ruled by Wal-Mart and Microsoft, but you have Alzheimers and won't remember anything long enough to feel bad.

by HCRoyall, 7-24-07

Why Family Circus is only One Panel, July 5 2007 by HCRoyall 7-05-07

You can't call dibs on Grandma's lap, Billy! Oh, it's okay dear. You can have a turn right after Billy. Shut the fuck up and let me handle this, you old bag.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i always liked this one. (more than cheese, less than boobies, for those of you keeping score)

FTC89: Energizer Bunny by mandingo 8-14-06

hi, i'm from Where Are They Now and we'd like to tell your story! you know - the glory years as a child drummer, your parents stealing all your money, puberty killing your fledgling acting career, your long addiction to sniffing cocaine and other rabbits' asses you ready for a bomb? you saved my life that day. can we turn off the cameras, please?

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what if nigger meant kite

FTC 124: Deleted Scenes by PrimoOoze1138 12-23-07

And Tiny Tim said, "God bless us every one!" And then what happened? Oh dear Lord in Heaven, please no! It's Christmas! You couldn't possib-AAGHH! AAAAGGGHH!!! Dickens erased the original ending, in which Ebenezer Scrooge and Bob Cratchett rob a counting house in a dazzling shootout found only in John Woo movies! Aww, Charles Dickens ruined Christmas!

FTC 124: Christmas with Nerds by PrimoOoze1138 12-23-07

And Tiny Tim said, "God bless us every one!" And then what happened? The story ends and the book is closed, sealing off the rift in the space-time continuum... What's on the other side? Another dimension where Christmas is a beloved holiday about giving and kindness instead of the moneygrubbing day off that department stores sell us every year. Ohhhh. Neat!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Daily Affirmations of a Zombie-Epidemic Survivor by theburninator 12-20-07

Sure is nice to finally have some "me" time.

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i had more, but they got downvoted a while ago.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Nevermind, that one just got downvoted too... probably by the same cock who downvoted me and didn't even comment. Douche.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

"Daily Affirmations of a Zombie-Epidemic Survivor" was great, especially with all the arms in the window.

These two have four votes at the moment:

FTC 124 by lukket 12-23-07

And Tiny Tim said, "God bless us every one!" And then what happened? Well... do you want to know the truth? Sure. Ebeneezer Scrooge went bankrupt from the salary raise he gave Bob Cratchit, and they all died of hunger. But what has that to do with my allowance?

For this one I need a punch-line-drummer... by lukket 12-26-07

How's your brother? Well, you know he has always talked about his dreams that he would one day be surrounded by fine women and have highly skilled specialists handle his business? Oh yeah. We never thought that he would get there, but last week he confronted the top mob guy and asked for that and he got it. Just another way than he had hopes for. How? Well, I'm going to see him at the hospital now. He's in a coma.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

This strip fulfils the aforementioned criteria -

Dungbeetle Funeral

I think at the end his passing came as a shock to us all. One minute he was eating shit, the next minute he was gone. That's how I would like to go.

by smamurai, 6-08-06

It's the end strip of a 4 parter so it may only be funny after reading the 4. Who knows? 

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Okay, now I'm positive that someone has made it their business to downvote any comic of mine that manages to eke its way onto the toplist for a few minutes.  It's rather discouraging. :(

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yinks! Mine got Drated twice very soon after popping up. I fuckin love dis burg(h).

Biped, I wish I knew how to downrate you.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

for some reason this has 4 votes:

That girl's got a Bacon Daisey! by AngryAmerican 3-31-06

I'm sorry Mandy, but its just not working out for me. I don't think we should see each other any more. This is because of my colostomy bag isn't it? No no no no! I love when we get freaky with your groove-tube and then you give me some side door action. Its definitely NOT that. Is it because of my jagged trailer park teeth? Cuz if so I'll let you knock them out... No. Its because your vulva reminds me of a week old steak-um sandwich left on a stretch marked plate. You said you liked having so many folds to chew!

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Kill Whitey.

Yesterday: the following comic hit the recently top-rated list with four favorable votes!

Today: as usual, the fifth vote not only knocks it off the top-rated page but also out of my top ten.

Somebody apparently has a huge hard-off for me and/or my comics, and enjoys watching me suffer.

Sally's Cute Misunderstanding by biped 3-18-08

Mommy, what's a "news horse"? "News horse"? Where did you hear THAT, honey? On TV. CNN says that they're "America's Number One News Horse." OH, ha-ha! Not HORSE, sweetie! SOURCE! (Giggle!) SOURCE! "Source"? You mean like SPAGHETTI SOURCE? Okay...is she being cute, or is she just fucking with me?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like that comic... it honestly took me by surprise.  Even halfway through panel 3 I had no idea what the punchline would be, but knowing you I expected it to be something like "I TOLD YOU SPAGHETTI SAUCE IS NOT MY ILLEGITIMATE CHILD, YOUR FATHER IS!!!!"

Anyway, I rated it good.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002