Yous guys like this place?

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yous guys know where i can find any ponies?

not really but it comes with full dental

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what if nigger meant kite

I just came for the free punch and pie.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

THEY WON'T LET ME LEAVE!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I like it as a friend, but I get the feeling it likes me more than that, and it can be awkward at times.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I like it on a boat, but not with a goat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like it like a crack addict likes crack. And BOY do those crack addicts like their crack!

I'm so glad I found this website...

http://turbanhead.com/

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obscenity filter is off

I enjoy this site slightly more than anal.

S'ok.

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Poop.

Needs more sodomy.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It's better than something that's slightly below average.

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

I only like it a little more than interacting with the real world.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The doctors say it's benign.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old