As some of you may know, (You probably already do, it's all over the damned news...) there is a lunar eclipse tonight, Feb. 20, 2008. Some of you have probably already seen it, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, yeah, well you know, no one cares you live in fucking L.A.! Anyways, I look outside, and that stupid moon is covered by, like the hugest, most humongousestistest biggest cloud in the whole entire world? I'm thinking, "What the fuck?"! I just decided to leave the porch and go to bed. Damn.

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Buddabingbadingning

One of our managers at work let us take a break to watch it - it was very cool. 

And our lovely government destroyed that wayward spy satellite during the eclipse... carefully planned in total darkness while everyone was preoccupied.

 

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Solar or nothin'

Yeah, lunar eclipses are like the HD-DVD of eclipses.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

ZasterYou mean only rich people and people living off their credit cards have the necessary equipment to actually watch it?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You mean only rich people and people living off their credit cards have the necessary equipment to actually watch it?

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No, I mean that lunar eclipses have lost the format wars to a technology backed by more studios and... shit, the analogy is totally breaking down here.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster You mean only rich people and people living off their credit cards have the necessary equipment to actually watch it?

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No, I mean that lunar eclipses have lost the format wars to a technology backed by more studios and... shit, the analogy is totally breaking down here.

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I thought it made perfect sense.

Lunar is to HD-DVD as Solar is to Blu-Ray.

 

I don't see what's so hard to understand about that.

I was going to view the lunar eclipse, but alas... I, too, was hampered by cloud cover.

Then again, ehh, I've seen lunar eclipses before.  BETTER ones.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was going to watch it too but there are clouds out. And I live several thousand miles away from where I could have seen it. And it happened yesterday. And I wasn't looking.

 Just out of interest are region 1 solar eclipses compatible in Europe or do I have to get a multi-region sky to watch them in?

We have a moon?

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That's no moon...it's a space station!

On a related note, I'm out of cheese again.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

So I says to the guy, "Lunar?!? I Hardly even know 'er!!"

boloboffin

Cheese is expensive. Fuckin' fascist cows.

Processed cheese food slices are just as good as regular cheese but a hell of a lot cheaper.  I'll never buy another block of that expensive crap again.  All you have to do is quit crying and stop being such a "cheese communist" about everything like Sean Penn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thinking of processed cheese makes me kinda sick, but the regular cheese makes me feel good. Celebrate good cheese, c'mon!

 

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Buddabingbadingning

Processed cheese is better than that.  It's better than all of us.  And I'll be damned if I worked all these years so processed cheese can marry a roughneck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Call me a dirty Commie all you want, but I'll fork over five bucks for a block of true, delicious Vermont sharp cheddar any day. Kraft singles are good... for me to poop on!

Oh, and I didn't watch the eclipse. Fuck the moon. He a bitch.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Don Ho, Afro, Milton Berle, Jerry curl
Corn row, David Groh, Jessica and Nick

Daffy Duck, fistfuck, poop-scoop, Alley Oop
Pimp bling, Burger King, Michael Jackson's dick

Steroids, hemmorhoids, schizophrenic Pink Floyds
False teeth, Toby Keith, panties up the flagpole

Truck balls, Lou Rawls, blowin' bums in bathroom stalls
Brett Weir, Richard Gere, gerbils up your asshole

Chorus:

We're eating processed cheese
Though it's overrated
To be constipated

We're eating processed cheese
Cause it's so much better
Than that Vermont cheddar

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I see the eclipse. He come and try cover my head but I tell him... I'm the moon!

He cover my head then."

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what if nigger meant kite

ARG! Why didn't I make the Mighty Boosh connection?!?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

biped

Even processed Kraft slices are burning a hole in my wallet. And I live in fuckin' WISCONSIN for christ sake!

Sounds like it's time to go down to Velveeta Cheese like slices. It's cheaper, but your bones might turn to KY Jelly. If that happens, don't worry... I'll lube myself up with you and slide my member into a fine woman just for you friend. Just for you. And myself.

i dont think a shadow that's been casted on the moon is very amazing. i shrugged it off and played xbox live(COD4) on my xbox 360