Happy Birthday gabe_billings! by BirthdayThread 6-25-08

Happy Birthday! Now stick this card up your ass and take it out and sniff if! Then feed it to you firstborn with a sly grin on your face, as if to say, "I love you, you little bane of of humani-" HEY! I don't need anyone to read for me

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Happy Birthday!

I'll gabe your billings.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

remember your birthday doesn't make you immune from herpes, that's only true for Bastille day...which on a related note is coming up!!!

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obscenity filter is off

On this glorious occasion, only the following two words need be spoke:

Wirthling sucks!

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I has a flavor!

My dad's birthday is Bastille Day. He'll be happy to know about the herpes thing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Happy birthday, gabe_billings!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

happy hatchday, gabe!

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what if nigger meant kite

happy happy! joy joy! birthday birthday! drink drink!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Here's hoping that your next gas attack results in several satisfying farts that you will enjoy inhaling.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Many happy returns, ya great fuckhole!

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Dad was flammable

Happy birthday.

gabe_billings

You're gonna fuck your dad on Bastille Day?

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Poop.

Happy Birthday Gabe!

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Mediocrity at its most average.