Here is your comic, early, because I think you've waited long enough.

Happy Birthday, biped! by BirthdayThread 9-09-08

Alright, biped, here is the moment you've been waiting nine long months for. No, not that kid to be born so you can get the DNA test - Your birthday comic! I was just going to send you a cookie gram and have Vin Diesel personally deliver it, but I think, given the circumstances of your last encounter, maybe you and Vin should spend some time apart. Actually... I don't know if I cancelled that order. Do yourself a favor and don't answer the door between 2 and 4 tomorrow afternoon.

Thank you for all of your support, biped. Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

Thanks, birthday thread!  Truly, this is the happiest birthday ever.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You are my favorite sentient entity to walk on two appendages.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Biped, I hope you're able to get smashed then act irresponsibly for your bday.

Its what we all hope for.

Don't let us down.

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Happy Birthday!

happy birthday, bipedophile. how old you turning? (i'm trying to figure out who that oldest gay man that HCRoyall knows is)

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what if nigger meant kite

Thanks for the birthday greetings!  I'm not telling how old I am, but my birthday spanking would go beyond a fun tradition and into sick S&M territory.  Which is one of the perks of getting older.

I don't drink anymore but don't worry, I act irresponsible all the time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sure, your birthday is the day before mine.  You win, biped.  

This time.

Well, maybe you can be first next year.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.