For CC 411...the topic is information hot lines or information booths.

AND ....I would like you to get the Santa Claus character into bed in at least one of the panels...are you up to the challenge? I'll judge this contest on January 1st...so by then Santa should have some free time on his hands.

Merry Christmas Strippers!

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CC 411: The Information of Bucky Masturbate by biped 12-21-08

--and Dick, this new woolly Christmas underwear I'm wearing keeps my genitals toasty warm. Hey, would you like to handle-- FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! NO BUCKY, I AM TRYING TO TAKE A PISS!!! AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO HANDLE YOUR GENITALS!!! Information, how may I-- I would like to know why Dick chose not to handle my warm, toasty genitals. Please be frank. --and so, Santa, the 411 lady said that as a heterosexual, Dick probably just did not want to feel my humid, sticky penis and tes-- Bucky, can I please go now? I have lots more toys to deliver and you're really making me uncomfortable.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Santa Santa by findouterHAHA 12-22-08

Santa... I got you a gift... Ho Ho Ho! Why thank you! Let's see... wait... you got me 15 bottles of beer? Whoa, I can't belive I drank sooo much! I wonder who's under the covers over there. Oh, you're awake, you were cccrrraaazzzyyy last night... AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Hope you like it!

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So... how's life?

I know the last one didn't follow the rules exactly but whatever 

RCL no. 1929 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-24-08

...AND GARY DOES NOT WANT A TRAIN SET FOR CHRISTMAS, EITHER. Okay... Then, give me the 411 on what it is you DO want, Gary. HUMAN FLESH, FUCKSTICK. Um, I don't think I'm going to be able to- GARY OKAY WITH ELF FLESH, TOO. ALTHOUGH, THEY TEND TO GIVE GARY HEARTBURN. ESPECIALLY, THE FAT ONES. Ho-ho-hooo NELLY!

Santa and Hooker in SANTAHOOKER by mandingo 12-24-08

so that's it? that's it. just soak it in warm water for a couple hours till the glue breaks down. then pull it right off. so did the emergency hotline tell you how to get this reindeer tail off me, you kinky old bastard? constant sex constant? dirty constant

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New Chrismic by Humpenstein 12-24-08

What did you do last night? I called a joke hotline last night and asked them for their best Christmas joke. So Santa took a reindeer into his bedroom while Mrs. Clause was out whipping the elves... Mrs. Clause whips the elves? Yea dude, Christmas is fucked up.

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it

I'm new to this, so forgive my n00bishness.

Santa is only human too. by spudwik 12-31-08

How santa deals with the naughty kids. Hello. Is that the Chrsitmas Request line? Yes. And what would you like for christmas? Hello Santa. I'd like a new car. I'm Feeling Horny. What? What are you wearing?

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King of a fantasy country lord of wasting time and pauper when it comes to women.

There are so many elves in the north pole, that if santa laid each one of them end to end, do you know what he would get?

A sore pecker.

Anyhooooo.....the winner of this 411 is.....RandomComicLayoutGuy ...yayyyyyy! Now I know he didn't actually get Santa into bed...but it was implied. I can tell by the way he was eyeing Santa's package....

Special runner up kudos to the new kid on the block -spudwik ! And seanator  made me giggle with his "rebound."

Goods for everyone! Happy New Year...let's hope it's a bit better than the last one.

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I won?  Yay!  I'll have a new contest up in about 9 mins.  I swear.