Having seen the enthralling 'Frost/Nixon' at the cinema yesterday I've decided to use this as the basis for CC416.

For anyone not familiar with the film, it dramatizes a series of interviews between British comedian-turned-presenter-turned-political commentator David Frost and deodrant commercial-turned-president-turned-crook Richard M. Nixon, just a few months after Nixon's disgraced resignation from office, with the idea being that the completely inexperienced and out of his depth Frost would grill the extremely tough Nixon with the aim of wrenching an apology and an admission of guilt from the unwilling former president.

Please disregard the above, it has no bearing on the funny.

THE RULES:

1: Your comic must be in the form of an interview or debate between two characters, preferably with one trying to get information from the other, although disregard that if you've a funnier idea.

2: There must be a slash (a '/' sign, not a guitarist) in the title, for example 'Frost/Butts', 'Rape/Tobor', 'Tardboy/Finkleman' etc.

3, 4 and 5: New comics only please, no photoshops, and you can do sets if you so wish. Meh.

Judging at a similar time next week.

Get cracking then...

Lemon/Aide by boloboffin 2-05-09

So you're my new assistant? Great, let's go over your duties. I'd appreciate that, Mr. Lemon. All right, so you'll be keeping the supplies in order, writing my letters, trimming my hairy scrotum, getting me coffee... Hang on. Did you just say "trim your hairy scrotum"? Well, yes. Is there a problem with that? Oh, no, I was just wondering if you used a #1 guard on the clippers or if you preferred the closeness of a straight razor.

Lemon/Aide by boloboffin 2-05-09

Oh, nothing can beat warm lather and the icy tingle of the razor on your genitals. Say no more. I agree 100%. And how do you like your coffee? Black, two sugars. You know most assistants I've had balk at the scrotum shave. Oh, not me, sir. Whatever helps you relax and keep this company on the move will be my greatest pleasure to provide. And how much do you owe on your student loans? $372,000, and I couldn't be happier to be here.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Wayne/Gary by CanadianCheese 2-05-09

How do you explain the $7,000,000 discrepancy in your latest budget reports? Don't you think the stockholders deserve an explanation? Despite his hard hitting journalistic style, Wayne wasn't that great at selecting appropriate interview subjects. *drool*

this is beyond retarded...

Muffin/Dance by muffindance 2-07-09

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU MUFFINDANCE, THE INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED COMIC STRIP AUTHOR? I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS I'D LIKE TO ASK FIRST OF ALL, A NUMBER OF RELIABLE SOURCES CLAIM TO HAVE EVIDENCE OF YOU BEING A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. IS THIS TRUE? ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY, NEXT QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? COCK

Oh dear...

Faust / Nixon by TheGovernor 2-09-09

1968 So you can make me president? Sure thing Dick, though Terms and Conditions apply 1972 Hey Dick, the accounts department say you haven't renewed your subscription to Evil Quarterly, what gives? Well now that Im president I don't need your help any more, besides the crossword in that magazine sucked, too cryptic! 1974 So you'll give me all the dirt on Nixon and Watergate, and all I have to do is take out a subscription to your magazine? Yes indeed Mr Bernstein, and if you sign up for two years you also recieve a free Pentangle keyring

bunner/bunner by crabby 2-10-09

So, bunner... thanks for taking the time to do this interview. Yeah, sure. I got some time to kill. So, you're planning on posting one of those 'I'm leaving Stripcreator' threads in the forums? Not really. I think this interview will take care of that for me. You realise you'll just be back in a week, don't you? If you say so.

 

bunner/bunner by crabby 2-10-09

Care to talk about the reasons for your 'leaving'? I was hoping you could just outline a few specific reasons, and that we could go from there. "Sure... why not? There are no 'specific reasons', with or without the quotemarks. It's just that alot of the people who were once regular forum users and #stripcreator chat users have pretty much faded away, and now I know why. Well, like who? And why did they leave, in your opinion? People like DexX, Gabe, LadyJdotnet... others who actually posted interesting things, could carry on a discussion somewhere above the pre-school level.

Frost/Vigoda by biped 2-10-09

Okay, Mr. Vigoda, my first question for you is about "Barney Miller"-- Wait a minute. You're not David Frost. Uh...am so... NO! You must've KILLED David Frost...and TAKEN HIS PLACE! HELP!!! POLICE!!! MURDER!!! (SOB) I WANTED TO FIT IN!!! TO KILL--AND TO FIT IN!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Final Entries in, please! Judging on Friday afternoon.

Salinger/ by mandingo 2-11-09

in a bunker 7 miles below the earth   !   somewhere in the Nevada desert !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J.D. Salinger suddenly realizes there's one question he wants to answer 12 AND A HALF INCHES, BITCHES!!!!

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what if nigger meant kite

And/Or by HCRoyall 2-12-09

You ever thought about the term "and/or"? I've thought about how it can be used for amusing effect in normal situations. Like "Paper and/or Plastic"? More like "Siegfreid and/or Roy". "S and/or M"? Win!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Toga Bar - Accountability by up4abeer 2-12-09

The market experts predicted growth in banking and real estate. They fucked up. You in turn advised your clients to invest heavily in banking and real estate. I fucked up. I am now so broke I was wondering if urinal cakes are edible. You fucked up.

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Shovel Ready

Ladies and Gentlemen, thankyou for your entries. This one is a toughie to judge. First of all, kudos to the following (and by 'following' I of course mean 'losers')

Seanator for best title.

RCCOLAMAN for the most spectacularly nonsensical yet still very chucklesome Boy/Owl.

Muffindance for most gloriously childish punchline.

In the end, it came down to a face-off between TheGovernor and boloboffin, which I tossed a coin for.

It came up heads.

Woo! Let me get suitably drunk first and I'll think up a new 'un

Cheers