First attempt at starting a contest so please excuse me if I do a bad job.

Title: Bad thing, worse thing.

Basically let your mind run free on how a bad situation could be made worse.

Kind of had this in mind when I thought it up but please interpret as you see fit.

 

Bad thing, Worse thing. by Ungreat 3-06-09

Bad thing.... Woah, shit are you masturbating....sorry dude. Knock next time!!! Worse thing... Woah, shit are you masturbating....wait, is that Schindlers List!?! Urgh...don't judge me...urgh....urgh.

Will judge  thursday 12th (so the next winner has the option to use Friday 13th).

Bad News Gone Worse by HCRoyall 9-10-05

So what's it say? Blue stripe is positive and red is negative, right? Yeah. So what does it mean if it's a neon green pentagram and smoking slightly? It means the kid'll take after your side of the family.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC419 - Bad thing, Worse thing. by biped 3-06-09

Bad thing... (groan)... I'm experiencing shortness of breath, and...and chest p-pains... Oh, my god, Dave. This could be serious. I'll drive you to the emergency room right away. Worse thing... (groan)... I'm-- FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Tis all I could think of.

CC419: Bad, Then Worse by LittleRocker 3-06-09

Bad Thing Worst Thing

When Bad times get worse. by crabby 3-06-09

2PM Thursday, February 26th... OH cool, I just got a text from WSCR sportstalk radio 670 The Score, Chicago... OH MY GOD NORM VAN LIER IS DEAD!!! 8 AM Friday, February 27th... Johnny "Redd" Kerr died last night. OH GOD WHEN WILL IT END?

cc419: Bad, worse, worst by mandingo 3-07-09

look, you lead a good life, but this economic crisis is affecting us all. we can't afford any more occupants right now. i'm afraid i'm going to have to send you down for awhile you mean to hell?? believe me, i'd love to torture you. great ass. probably'd make an apple sound when i bit into it. but we're all filled up from the recent rash of stockbroker suicides. i have to send you down too down? from hell? what does that even mean? ♫ i don't wanna close my eyes, i don't wanna fall asleep, cause i'd miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing ♫ oh god. oh god no.

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what if nigger meant kite

Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 2/12/09 by boloboffin 3-07-09

Bad What did you get for question 12? There was a question 12? Worse What did you get for question 12? Herpes.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

RCL no. 1964 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-07-09

Gary the Flesh-eating Zombie has been ship wrecked on this desert island for three years now... *ick* It's not like he's in some uncharted location that nobody has even heard of so he could never be found. In fact, he's just fifty miles off the coast of California... *ACK* But, every time the Coast Guard sends a rescue party, Gary ends up making Hawaiian barbeque out of them! *BUUUUUUUURP*

Groovy! - Yack, Yackier by edoggydog 3-07-09

The "Octomom" having sex with eight guys while the extra skin from her stomach flaps side-to-side! Don't you want to yack just thinking about it? Groovy! I'll be you can't come up with of something worse than that! Rosie O'Donnel, in an undesized G-string, getting her pussy licked by Ellen Degeneres, while Rosanne Barr butt fucks Rosie with a strap-on! (Suffice to say, Russ lost that bet...) YAAAAAAAAK!!!

RCL no. 1965 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-08-09

Bad thing: What do you mean you've been fucking the monkey behind my back? Worse thing: He has a bigger DICK than me? Worser thing: AIDS??? *cough*

CC419 - Bad thing, Worse thing 2. by biped 3-09-09

Bad thing... You know that really ugly new secretary? The one who looks like Charles Bronson? I heard she has a "crush" on you. Ha, ha...yuck. Worse thing... You know that really ugly new secretary? The one who looks like Charles Bronson? I heard she has the clap. Ha, h--oh, FUCK ME.

CC419 - Bad thing, Worse thing 3. by biped 3-09-09

Bad thing... How'd you like your special Father's Day dinner that I cooked for you all by myself, Dad? (urp) It was... (heave) delicious, son. (gag) Worse thing... How'd you like your spaghetti and cat turds with dog snot sauce, Dad?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bad Thing - Worse Thing: Heroes by NooniePuuBunny 3-09-09

Bad Don't worry ma'am, we'll get little Johnny out of the tree. I never miss. Worse Its CHICKEN FOR A DICK MAN here to rescue your little Johnny! Err, Do you have insurance on him, Ma'am? I get vertigo and tend to drop things...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

CC419 by bike 3-09-09

bad I'm leaving you for another man worse I'm leaving you for mandingo

CC419 - Biff McGurk in "Bad thing, Worse thing." 1 by biped 3-09-09

Bad thing... Interest you in a home pickle-making machine? You can make your own store-quality pickles at home. Dill, sweet, kosher, garlic, bread and-- Sorry, but I don't want one. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I BANISH YOU TO HELL!!! Well, this just isn't fair.

CC419 - Biff McGurk in "Bad thing, Worse thing." 2 by biped 3-09-09

Worse thing... Interest you in a home pickle-making machine? You can make your own store-quality pickles at home. Dill, sweet, kosher, garlic, bread and-- Sorry, but I don't want one. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I BANISH YOU TO ROSIE O'DONNELL'S ASSHOLE!!! What...they run out of room in Hell?

CC419 - Biff McGurk in "Bad thing, Worse thing." 3 by biped 3-09-09

Worst thing... Interest you in a home pickle-making machine? You can-- Oh, boy! Yeah! A pickle-making machine! Yaaaay! Oh, my god--my homemade pickles killed the Wilsons. What are you doing here? Kill somebody? Yes, thanks to your dumb pickle-making machine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Soup Complaint by LittleRocker 3-09-09

A waitress told me that there is a pube hair in your soup and that your very angry. Yes, I am angry, I've been waiting for ten minutes for a stupid soup, and then when I finally get it guess whats wrong? Sir were sor- I can't believe you'd have the nerve to serve me cold soup.

Only a couple of days left until I judge sometime on Thursday so get those entries in.

CC419: Whoops by Hari_Nezumi 3-10-09

I'm afraid to say that you've got cancer of the body. It's terminal.  :(  How long do I have?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC419: Context by evil_d 3-10-09

Bad: Boy, I really fucked up this elementary school. Our architectural firm can't tolerate this kind of mistake. You're fired. Worse: Boy, I really fucked up this elementary school. Let me tell you what they do to guys like you in prison.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Drum roll please.

And the winner is:

Hari_Nezumi

CC419: Whoops by Hari_Nezumi 3-10-09

I'm afraid to say that you've got cancer of the body. It's terminal.  :(  How long do I have?

Congratulations and good luck with the next contest.

Special mention has to go to LittleRocker for making me almost spit coffee all over my keyboard. lol

*victorious fist pump*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.