Sham-On!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Michael Jackson Six Pack by lima 6-25-09

BAD news: Michael Jackson died today Medics suggested he suffered a heart-attack whilst dancing. They blame it on the boogie. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't regulate his beat. So he was hit by *bum bum* he was struck by *bum* a car-diac arrest. He was fifty years old. He is survived by his eight and twelve year old sons, ten year old daughter, and four year old nose. Wait, with all that plastic, shouldn't we recycle him?

To soon? by Tterb 6-25-09

.. But God.. All the HE HE stories and rumors HE HE were true...HE HE! We all just love your work Michael. Yes sir, Mr. Jackson all of us here are big fans. I know. You'll fit in nicely here.

I always wanted a reason to use that character

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horray for life. boo.

Action for Jackson

So you're letting him in anyway just because you're a fan? Just put an order in to limbo for some unbaptised children.

by Injokester, 6-25-09

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

RIP Michael Jackson.

RIP HIM TO SHREDS!

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Poo perhaps?

This is all a goof. At the funeral Jackson will pop out of his coffin and pop-lock to the sound of Thriller blaring from speakers hidden in the backs of hearses. He's just wasting our time with one of his wacky stunts, that's all.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

He's making records with Tupac now by evil_d 6-26-09

Father, what's going to happen to Michael Jackson now that he's dead? If I had to guess, he'll release five posthumous albums and be sighted in shopping malls throughout the midwest for decades to come. I was looking for something more along the lines of how heaven works. Heaven? Michael Jackson? You don't read the news, do you, son?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Zaster

Haha, Nice.

seanator

this is similar to my latest comic.

LittleRocker

There's one subtle yet important difference

Right-O

OO-HOO! They didn't have any children in Muslim Hell!

(SHAMONG! And I checked in Jehovah's Witness Hell, too. None there.)

HOOOOOOOOO!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

RIP Michael Jackson by Beeko180 6-27-09

Do you think heaven has a place for all those people who have made history? I mean, It's so sad that Michael Jackson had to pass away. I think it's sad that your mum still breast-feeds you. That isn't helping. It isn't supposed to help, it's supposed to make me feel bigger than you.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

http://dfc.furr.org/archive/269.html

Jacko, we hardly knew ye.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl, who says that I am the one

But the

CHAIR

is not my son.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He's still dead! I just saw it on the news! For years the media stalked and ripped this guy at every opportunity. Now they're fawning all over him. What a bunch of phoneys.

I should dig up his skull and... do things to it. Terrible things. How famous would I become were I the man to violate Michael Jackson's skull?

Somebody talk me out of this. I've got a backhoe rental company on the line right now.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Who's Bad? by kaufman 6-28-09

With this recent spate of dead celebrities, I know some of you may be having trouble telling them apart. So here to explain is People Magazine's Ed Lynch. Thank you Hillary, it's pretty straightforward. While Farrah Fawcett married the $6,000,000 man, Ed McMahon WAS the $1,000,000 man for Publisher's Clearing House. And what about Michael Jackson? What distinguishes him from them? Well, Michael, as you recall, sang "ABC". Ed was seen every night on NBC. That's pretty good. But can you tell the difference between Michael and Farrah? Piece of cake. You could always find Farrah's face on the WALLS of 12 year old boys ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Piece of cake. You could always find Farrah's face on the WALLS of 12 year old boys ..."

...and Michael was the "King of Pop."  Right?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Quite a coincidence by evil_d 6-28-09

So, in the past week, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays have all died. Yup. Quite remarkable to have such a run of celebrity deaths so close together. Yup. You know, the pot in our celebrity dead pool is only $100. You're not trying to get out of paying, are you? Because I think we've established that I have no scruples.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

WTF! When did Billy Mays die?

7:45 this morning, according to the news.

I just saw him doing Shakespeare on The Tonight Show earlier this year.  When I heard the news, I thought, well, at least he got to be on The Tonight Show before he died.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Haha, Yea, I guess you could call him.. Lucky??