Take two characters, one real and one fictional, and have them meet.  For example, Abraham Lincoln meets Darth Vader.  The more different the characters, the better.  You can explain why they're meeting or not; just have them interact.

CC429: What You Can Learn in a Kentucky Law School by Scyess 6-29-09

*haa... hrrr... haaa... hrrrr* Abraham Lincoln, my master the Emporer has sentenced you to death by light saber. I find your lack of faith distrubing. *hrrr...* *GAG* *GASP* *CHOKE* What the hell was that? One less black guy to emancipate.

 

The fictional character can also be something you make up.  e.g. Alexander the Great meets The Sex Change Fairy.

Rules!

1. Series are okay!  But comics will be judged individually.
2. In-jokes are old and boring and too easy. They will loose.  (Sorry, Injokester!)
3. I'll allow one old comic or series submission from each participant.  Otherwise no limits on entries.
4. Photoshop is okay, but will have to be extra funny to win.

Judging will be subjective and influenced by bribery (hopefully).  It will also be in the next week or two.  If the contest is a dud, I reserve the right to change the rules in the middle.

So get stripping!

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Gettin' A Clue by four_legged_tripod 6-29-09

I'm sorry Mr. Hawking, but I think this is one mystery I can't solve. I'm just not finding anything here. *click clack* I appreciate the thought, Sherlock, but I was pretty sure that the universe did not start from my crotch anyway.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I hope this counts.

God Meets Metallica by LittleRocker 2-28-09

I'm part of the Metal/Hard rock band Metallica. I know. Oh, because your God? No. Because I can't illegally download Beyoncé anymore you Cunt.

RCL no. 2011 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-29-09

Bill Gates meets the Invisible Man: Hello! It's very nice to meet you... I said, it's nice to meet you. Hello..? HELLOOOOOO!!! I'm behind you, dipshit! Oh.

Bush Lover by four_legged_tripod 6-30-09

A fiery talking bush! This must be the Lord here to make me the leader of Israel. I am all powerful. I can make the ordinary into something extraordinary. Oh great and powerful Yahweh, it is I, Moses, your loyal and humble servant. Yahweh? The name's Carrot Top, douche! I'm here all week in the wilderness as I can't get a gig elsewhere. Now, you got a buttplug?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2012 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-09

Colonel Sanders meets Godzilla in downtown Tokyo, circa 1952... So, what you're saying is you fried all those little nippers with your atomic breath, and then ate them? Yep! How did they taste? A lot like CHICKEN... Crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside. They were Deeee-LISH!! Although, I did get a bad case of the "shits" after eating them... I HAVE AN IDEA!!

Nurse Bigguns Meets Abe Vigoda 1 by biped 10-21-05

Well, I hope you all enjoyed my one-man -- ME LOVE YOU, ABE VIGODA!!! Please stop following me... WHO AM YOUR ENEMIES!!! ME KILL THEM!!! Look, I have to go real bad... ME HELP YOU!!! ME AM A REGISTERED NURSE!!!

Nurse Bigguns Meets Abe Vigoda 2 by biped 10-21-05

"And now back to...FISH" YAAAAAY!!! ME HAVEN'T SEEN THIS EPISODE!!! You...you're still here? ME PLAY HOUSE WITH YOU!!! ME BE MOMMY FISH AND YOU BE DADDY FISH!!! Welcome to my one-man show. I'm Abe Vigoda -- -- AND ME AM NURSE BIGGUNS!!! IF YOU NOT LIKE THIS SHOW, ME KILL YOU!!!

Nurse Bigguns Meets Abe Vigoda 3 by biped 10-21-05

And...and now we'll watch some filmed highlights from my various television -- YOU SHUT UP WHILE MOVIE AM ON!!! SHUT UP!!! OR ME KILL!!! (psst) Let's go, dear...this is getting a little bor -- YAAAAAAAAAA!!! ME HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! HEY!!! YOU NO RUN AWAY FROM ABE VIGODA SHOW!!! ME KILL EVERYBODY WHO RUN!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!

Nurse Bigguns Meets Abe Vigoda 4 by biped 10-21-05

Horrific violence marred what should've been a gala occasion, as Abe Vigoda's one-man show erupted into a bloody bloodbath of blood. HI, MOMMY!!! ME AM ON TV!!! I...I can't STAND this anymore! Get away from me! Get away...and STAY AWAY! HEY!!! YOU AM NOT NICE, ABE VIGODA!!! ME HATE YOU NOW!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!! LOOK, MOMMY!!! ME SKIN ABE VIGODA ALIVE AND MAKE COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN!!! WHAT AM FOR DINNER!!! (gag)...chicken spaghetti...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hope you don't mind me taking parts of that example, I couldn't help it. :)

Kevin Costner meets The Sex Change Easter Bunny I by Beeko180 7-01-09

So you're my new roommate huh? Yep, don't mention it. Wait what? Oh, Didn't I tell you? I took a dump on that rectangular fluffy thing... My bed???

Kevin Costner meets The Sex Change Easter Bunny II by Beeko180 7-01-09

Things weren't off to a great start, but then: Tragedy struck Tinsel Town... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ?!! You mean that creamy, white chocolate bar? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT ?!! Oh, that thing? I took a wizz on it... YOU WHAT ?!! Yeah, I figured it was one of those flush cleaning thingies you put in a toilet bowl.

Kevin Costner meets The Sex Change Easter Bunny III by Beeko180 7-01-09

.... Dude? Dude??? This is gonna hurt isn't it?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

Friedrich Nietzsche Meets God by Namgubed 7-01-09

You're dead. No, you're dead. No, YOU're dead. No, YOU're dead. No, YOU're dead! INFINITY!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I don't know if this fits the rules.

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

gtc3000

If that's George Lucas and Obi-Wan, then yes. If that's George Lucas and Ewan McGregor or Alec Guinness, then no.

Either way, all you have to do is post the URL of the comic strip you'd like to post in the forums and the board software automatically loads it.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Brangelina Meets Mr. Ed by four_legged_tripod 7-01-09

Did you know that the way they got Mr. Ed's lips to move on TV was to shove a carrot up his ass? Bullshit! If you can prove it, I'll let you fuck Jennifer in our bed tonight. Easy Ed. I'm just going to stick a carrot up your ass to prove to Angelina that it will make your lips move. Actually, they would put peanut butter on my lips to make them move. I started the carrot rumor later so dipshits like you would pleasure me every now and again, so get to it pretty boy!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC: 429 by Beeko180 7-02-09

BLARG! No you cannot have the people. BLUK GRABLE BLUK! DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOW OPRAH WINFREY!!!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Time-Travelin' Darwin Meets Father Merrin by gtc3000 7-02-09

The power of Christ compels you! Used to. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! Nah. The power of Christ repels you? Sabbath Rules!

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

RCL no. 2014 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-02-09

President Lincoln meets the Mutant Transvestite Easter Bunny... What? AAAAAAAAAAA!! Andy Warhol meets the Mutant Transvestite Easter Bunny... What? AAAAAAAAAAA!! Kobe Bryant meets the Mutant Transvestite Easter Bunny... What? AAAAAAAAAAA!!

SuperJournalist meets Nostradamus by Beeko180 7-02-09

Nostradamus, is it true that you prophecise the end of the world in 2012? (snickers) great plague, hahaha. That was a prophecy???

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

cc429, but littlerocker's entry is better.

The Man in the Iron Mask meets the woman in the cucumber-oatmeal mask. AGGGh AGGGGh

by arbi, 7-01-09

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Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Rule #6:  You have to post all entries in this thread because I'm too lazy to click through.

I've been meaning to make this comic for a while but this seems the perfect opportunity to do it.

CC 429: Schrödinger's Cat v.s. Pavlov's Dog by Scyess 7-09-09

The fight of the century! Ready... GO! *DING DING DING* *drool*

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"Old" is the old new.

My apologies.  I'll have to bribe you twice now.  Let's try again.

 

Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil I by four_legged_tripod 7-08-09

Welcome to my lair Mr. Evil Knievel. I've had you knocked out for the last three days to bring you here and offer you a place among my Evil Army. Look man, I'm not really evil. It's just a stage name. I just travel all over the country doing stunts. Then you could recruit for me while you travel. I'm not really into the whole "Evil Army" thing. If you don't, I'll post a video of me tea bagging you last night on YouTube. Wait ... What?

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Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil II by four_legged_tripod 7-08-09

I needed an insurance policy to make sure you would work for me. So you video taped yourself putting your balls in my mouth? Enough! Now go get me Ash from the Evil Dead, the chick from Resident Evil, everyone in the Axis of Evil, and See No Evil. Look, the first two are just movie characters, I can't do the Axis of Evil since I have no passport, and the last one is just a movie. I was referring to the monkey on the last one.

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Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil III by four_legged_tripod 7-08-09

Oh, and all the members from the band Live since the named spelled backwards is "Evil." You can't just go around kidnapping people for your army. Do it or I'll release part two of the blackmail video. I was wondering if there was a reason my balls were shaved. Sorry. I kept getting your pubes caught in my teeth.

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Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil IV by four_legged_tripod 7-08-09

Just go look for anyone who appears evil and bring them to me. They don't have to have "evil" in their name? It would be a plus, but I'll take what I can get. Just give them this pill. It will knock them out and you can bring them back. A Flintstones Vitamin? Sorry. Wrong pocket. I meant to give you the roofie.

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Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil V by four_legged_tripod 7-08-09

The only way I'm going to get out of this mess is to drive off this canyon and kill myself. What the hell am I doing here? I thought I was good enough to go to heaven. I've got a YouTube video that says otherwise.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Evel Knievel Meets Dr. Evil VI by four_legged_tripod 7-08-09

Well, since I'm here, I might as well tell you about a guy up top who's putting together an evil army and is looking for recruits. Go on ... Just take this pill and you'll be transported to the secret meeting place. Okay. What the hell. 3 days later ... Where the hell am I and why does my mouth taste like sweaty ball sac? Easy Mr. Satan. You can relive it all again on YouTube.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Captain Kirk meets Thomas Edison by TheGovernor 7-12-09

Spock Spark SPOCK! SPARK! SPOCK!!!!! Just so you know, Im recording this.