Ok, so I couldn't decide whether to make the contest about Fat Jokes or Looney Tunes Comics. So I'm going to let you decide! I will give you two sets of comic rules. You can switch between the two sets of rules as often and as many times as you like. As long as you follow the rules when making your entries. Here are the two sets of rules-

Contest Rules #1-

I've always liked Fat Jokes. They make me laugh. So the first set of rules are simple-

- Make a comic involving a Fat Joke.

-No Photoshop. 

-No Old Comics, as I have read some fantastic fat jokes during my time on the Stripcreator.

-Series are allowed.

The resulting comic should look something like this-

I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa In court by Beeko180 3-02-10

Santa, my client wishes to sue you. Ho Ho why? Well, you gave my client a pedometre for christmas. So? He's fat.

Contest Rules #2-

I've always loved comics about The Looney Tunes. Especially Parodies. So the next set of rules are-

-Make a comic about The Looney Tunes.

-You must have at least one character from The Looney Tunes.

-No Photoshop.

-No Old Comics, as I've seen a few great Looney Tunes Comics on The Stripcreator.

-Series are allowed.

The resulting comic should, by chance, look something like a comic I made for CC 446:

Bugs Bunny the Outlaw by Beeko180 2-28-10

No officer, I didn't shoot the nun standing outside the bank. Ok, let's think about this for a second. Are you 100% sure that you definitely did not shoot the nun. Yes I am. Then why do you have a gun? No comment.

As I said before, you can switch between the sets of rules as often and as many times as you want. I will judge this when I think there are enough entries. I want to see lots of entries.

You may begin the contest.... Now! 

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RCL no. 2140 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-08-10

I shudders... ...at the size of those... ...UDDERS! Up yours, you silly FAT cow!

Ruleset 1 

CC 447: Yo momma so fat... by thatsnotfunny 3-08-10

Yo momma so fat she attends conventions... the ones specifically intended for guys to hook up with fat chicks for sex! And she's who they all want to meet tonight. Because being the fattest is a turn-on for guys like your dad. I don't think it's normal to bring your kids to these kinds of events. Want something from the mini-bar?

Ruleset 2 

CC 447: More fights, more fun by thatsnotfunny 3-08-10

...so then I said: "Bitch, I don't know where you think you are. Is this Buttfuck Egyptland at Kings Dominion? See anyone sellin' Marmaduke balloons here?" "This is THE Six Flags and I am THE Motherfucking Bugs Bunny. Ask if I'm Roger Rabbit again and so help me God I will strangle you with your own tongue." When I said it was important that we protect Warner's trademarks, that's not what I had in mind. Then you should have been more specific.

 

Looney Poon by four_legged_tripod 3-09-10

What's up doc? My ewection. Uhhhh... duck season? That rabbit's despicable!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2142 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-10

Then, the fat bitch told me to go into the bedroom and take off all my clothes... What did you do? I headed out the front door towards the street and ran all the way home. Crying. How dreadful! So... Do you think I have a case? How would I know? I work at Walmart...

The Verna Jean Reynolds Story 1 by biped 3-09-10

Sorry, we can't use you for the lead in our movie. You're too fa--uhh...too tall. You started to say "too fat", didn't you? Okay...yes. You're too fat. But I can lose weight! Yeah, but you're also too incredibly butt ugly. But I can--ahh, fuck.

The Verna Jean Reynolds Story 2 by biped 3-09-10

Fuckers--denying me the role of "Tinkerbell" in the new Peter Pan just because I'm just a tad overweight. Lady, if you're just a "tad" overweight, then Jackie Mason is just a "tad" Jewish and Richard Simmons is just a "tad" gay. What--? Oh, don't mind me. It's my job to go around doing and saying annoying things like that. Aren't you--like--a fuckin' CARTOON CHARACTER? No, I'm your mom. Ha, ha--yes, of course I'm a cartoon character, dumbass.

The Verna Jean Reynolds Story 3 by biped 3-09-10

FLOYD! Pour me a fuckin' stiff one--Mama's depressed! I just drank the last of the booze, but you can suck on my STIFF DICK! HAW HAW HAW! Well, I just took a shit surrounded by fuschia moire' wallpaper, and it still didn't help. (burp) Mama, I done et all the dog and cat food and cake mix. Daddy says I gotta git mah stomach pumped again. FIRST I don't get to be Tinkerbell, THEN I get insulted by a cartoon character, and now THIS! What the FUCK are you BABBLING ABOUT???

The Verna Jean Reynolds Story 4 by biped 3-09-10

I hear you're casting a new monster movie. How about me for the leading lady? No, but you'd be perfect for the monster. And we'll save money on makeup--you already look like a mutant bitch hog. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!! Aww, don't take it so hard. Why don't you come be in a cartoon with me? FLOYD!!! I'm gonna be MRS. ELMER FUDD in the next Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck cartoon! HOT DAMN!!! I haven't fucked a movie star since that time LASSIE got away!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FUCK, Biped! You weren't supposed to do the winning entries YET! Give us amateurs some time to inflate our hopes and dreams before crushing them with your mighty wit!

poop. 

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Thanks!  But don't worry, there's still plenty of time to come up with something that'll make mine look like crap.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

With a serial ending like "HOT DAMN!!! I haven't fucked a movie star since that time LASSIE got away!!!"?

Not bloody likely. A funny is yew!

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Regardless of biped's fantastic entries I would like to see more entries coming in. So get to it, judging will be as soon as I get some more entries in, maybe five entries? As long as there are at least four to five more, I'll judge soon. So get your entries in people!

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fat entry: 

The contest will be judged soon, so make your last minute entries

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cc447: I'm Fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it by mandingo 3-13-10

sorry, Fudd. you shot and killed that wab... rabbit... and it's duck season i'm being bwackmailed! GUILTY! and may god have mewcy... mercy... on your soul! i'm being bwackmailed! i'm being asswaped! and bwackmaled... Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 2144 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-13-10

You should see the other guy... I am the other guy, dumbass! Remember? No. Really? Yeah. And, we're in jail because our fight bled over into a class of retarded eighth graders waiting for their little bus to take them to school... I can't even recall why we started fighting in the first place... You took a shit on my front lawn and wiped your ass on my Tweety Bird mailbox.

That's All, Ho's! by brycekain 3-13-10

Congratulations, Mr. Pig! You have a litter of beautiful baby bunnies! thuh thee thee thuh - THAT CHEATING WHORE!! Well, it's too late for an abortion... s ss suh ss suh suh - so what do I do? Why not try Cambell's new Hossenfeffer Surprise!? Can I get that with a side of cheating vagina bacon?

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Do the right thing beeko.

crabby

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brycekain

What's the point in quoting that? 

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Beeko180

What's the point in quoting that? 

Ponders the point of quoting something for shits n giggles...

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Beeko180

You blew it buddy.

No I didn't ... but one time in band camp......

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I wasn't talking to you.

Please don't post an image in response to this post. Our interaction never has to go beyond this.

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crabby

You blew it buddy.

Honestly, I didn't know what you meant by it. And I've been gone somewhere away from the stripcreator for a few days so I haven't been able to judge, not to mention there seems to be a problem with my post when I post the results. (I think it's the browser). Would you please tell me what I blew?

I'm judging when I think of a way to get past this issue I'm having with the posting formats.

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