Lord Vodek is banned for going so long without being banned.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

H C Royall is banned for being a Batman villain known as The Butthole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wrote:

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H C Royall is banned for being a Batman villain known as The Butthole.

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Well, at least I didn't tell them that you were the original Robin.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped is banned for not telling us that HC was the original Robin.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Robin is banned for, like, being totally lame. Like, he's just a totally... lame... character. Like super-lame.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'm not very good at this.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ArtemisStrong is banned for not being good at banning people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCROYALL is banned for not giving ArtemisStrong any lube even though he knew full well that ArtemisStrong needed it for an upcoming Japanes shit porn masturbating binge. Then when ArtemisStrong had a raw weenie, HCROYALL didn't even send him a get well card.

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bigworm

Bigworm is banned because Fuck you, that's why.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekaine is banned because he's depressed over not being able to suck his own cock! Of course, this meant that he had to find someone else's cock to suck. So actually, he's DOUBLE BANNED!!!

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bigworm

Bigworm is banned for punishing the fine upstanding practice of dick-sucking.  We're having a hard enough time attracting new members without making dick-sucking a bannable offense.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla is banned for failing to understand what bigworm(me) said, and/or for intentionally misrepresenting what bigworm(me) said. How could a mere sub-mortal such as myself ever denigrate such a fine upstanding practice such as the one mentioned a couple of times (at least) somewhere previously herein?

brycekaine was banned because he got DEPRESSED over not being able to perform the previously mentioned upstanding practice on HIMSELF!!! He was DOUBLE-BANNED [which is not the same as a big fat sunday newspaper which would be DOUBLE BANDED], because he then went out and subjected himself to the dangers associated with sucking someone else's doohickey! Those dangers include (but are not limited to), severe weenie whippings OF THE WORST KIND!!!, glottal damage, foreheadal and chineal nutsacking (both over and under types) sometimes producing symptoms similar to golf ball damage, buttockeal bruising, sphinctereal shredding et al, and don't forget to add nauseum, and don't forget the potential horrors of steatopygia!

So... continuing to carry on from where I last left off... ZMannilla must be double-banned as well becuse he also failed to suggest a viable method for attracting new and upstanding (of course) members, after introducing the rather untoward thought of sucking thingamabobs being an untoward practice.

I'm going to suggest that new members might be attracted by something as simple as a new wig. Metallic silver would be a nice color to start with.

brycekaine is herein reinstated because in the end, and before succumbing to the need to express oneself with great quantities of apparently never ending verbiage (often of a tasteless kind), he cut to the chase with a quick "Fuck You!", and prior to that with a simple "NO!

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bigworm

bigworm is banned for posting this shit:

bigworm wrote:

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ZMannZilla is banned for failing to understand what bigworm(me) said, and/or for intentionally misrepresenting what bigworm(me) said. How could a mere sub-mortal such as myself ever denigrate such a fine upstanding practice such as the one mentioned a couple of times (at least) somewhere previously herein?

brycekaine was banned because he got DEPRESSED over not being able to perform the previously mentioned upstanding practice on HIMSELF!!! He was DOUBLE-BANNED [which is not the same as a big fat sunday newspaper which would be DOUBLE BANDED], because he then went out and subjected himself to the dangers associated with sucking someone else's doohickey! Those dangers include (but are not limited to), severe weenie whippings OF THE WORST KIND!!!, glottal damage, foreheadal and chineal nutsacking (both over and under types) sometimes producing symptoms similar to golf ball damage, buttockeal bruising, sphinctereal shredding et al, and don't forget to add nauseum, and don't forget the potential horrors of steatopygia!

So... continuing to carry on from where I last left off... ZMannilla must be double-banned as well becuse he also failed to suggest a viable method for attracting new and upstanding (of course) members, after introducing the rather untoward thought of sucking thingamabobs being an untoward practice.

I'm going to suggest that new members might be attracted by something as simple as a new wig. Metallic silver would be a nice color to start with.

brycekaine is herein reinstated because in the end, and before succumbing to the need to express oneself with great quantities of apparently never ending verbiage (often of a tasteless kind), he cut to the chase with a quick "Fuck You!", and prior to that with a simple "NO!

 

 

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The tripod is banned for reposting that shit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

four_legged_tripod is banned because I wiped after posting that shit, and I don't think he did!

Just a minute please... call coming in...

Me: Okay, are you sure?

Caller: Yes, it's confirmed!

Me: Alright then, thanks.

Caller: *click*

Okay I'm back, and it's just been confirmed... four_legged_tripod did NOT wipe after posting my shit, I repeat, he did NOT wipe after posting my shit.

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bigworm

Bigworm is banned because ... again ... FUCK YOU! THAT'S WHY!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I guess your not really ANYBODY till your banned, huh?  This is as bad as school where I was always picked last to be banned.  Oh...the humanity!

ragu4u is banned for not knowing he needed to ban the last person to ban someone else, thereby putting himself in the running to then be banned himself.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

four_legged_tripod is banned for not banning ragu4u sooner.

redfeather is banned for and from banning himself.

RedfeatheR is banned because he capitalizes the last letter of his username, but not the last letter of his musical name i.e., Winterleaf.

He gets credit for having thought about it though. I suspect he decided not to because a capital 'f' on the end of WinterleaF doesn't  produce the same somewhat symmetrical effect that the capital R does on the end of RedfeatheR. So that credit he got for thinking about it must be taken away, and thus banning him is the only choice left.

I eagerly look forward to banning a lot more people, and have high hopes that I will be. I've even been breathing hard when I think about it. I can see that it produces a kind of 'high' that could become addictive.

Does anyone out there have any experience taking drugs and then banning someone? How about drinking wheatgrass juice and then banning someone right when you feel like you're gonna' puke. I would think somebody would get high doing that. There's obviously a lot of options in the world of banning. How about making someone your slave and then banning them from even being a slave because they're not even any good at that. That would be pretty mean, but it is a possibility.

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bigworm

bigworm is banned for false advertising.  his worm is actually small.  atleast, according to biped

RandomComicLayoutGuy is banned for not following his schtick and banning random people instead of the last guy who commented.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Brycekain is banned for banning too many people in an arbitrarily determined span of posts.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.