seanator is banned because he not only stole my idea for a Cracked Topic but wrote it and got it published before I could start.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
brycekain is banned for having better rated comics and i'm an insecure jealous bastard that likes to rant and ramble about nothing oh and btw the comic you wrote you know the really good one? yeah that one! fucking hilarious you glorious bastard....whoops there i go again...and another thing quit eating my cheetos!
--- Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie
-I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-