ZManZilla is banned for hunting zombies without a permit, Exterminating Zombies without a partner and almost getting infected. Not by the zombies but by a boston hooker. By the way I have my Resume here if you don't have a zombie hunting partner.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for whoring out his résumé to banned zombie hunters.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Not-Sycess is banned for not laughing with people. You don't need to be anti-social, you just want to be anti-social.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko is banned for not liking the angle of the dangle. And if no one knows why that's funny they are banned too

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord Vodek is banned for a dangling participle.  He should have split his infinitives first to give him a clean and straght shot for the goal.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

NooniePuuBunny is banned for having what is simultaneously the cutest and most disturbing name on SC.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ladyjdotnet is banned for not owning ladyj.net  :(

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain is banned for making me feel bad that I couldn't afford to maintain the domain when it came up for renewal several years ago.

In all other areas on my internet life, I was happy to let the LadyJ persona go. I was younger and snottier back then. I am, however, unwilling to give up my comic history on this site, and it is here alone that it becomes an issue. Le sigh.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ is banned for posting while I was banning BryceKain!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie is banned for being a filthy tentacle beast from beyond civilized space.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall is banned for not coming to my last poker game

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord Vodek is baned for having a restraining order against me and inviting me over to a poker game as a trap.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall is banned for being racist against giant tentacle monsters.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

NooniePuuBunny is banned cause her icon makes me wanna dance the Lambada, russian style

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Brycekain is banned for wanting to do a russian dance while not being intoxicated with Vodka. You should be more careful someone could get hurt if you aren't plastered

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned because...he's a cookbook!  A COOKBOOK!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped is banned for failing to depreciate non-taxable items from the previous tax year, and for not filling out the census form accurately (Note: "Pepperoni" is not a valid ethnicity!)

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Boritom is banned for not recognizing pepperoni as a nationality!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie is banned for claiming her tentacles as dependents.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall is banned for promoting mage on mage violence.

RCCOLAMAN is banned for cheating on RC with Dr. Pepper.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned because turnabout is fair play, AND because I work alone, baby.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Your equipment is substandard and as a result you are banned. Get a real shotgun instead of that wanna be rubber band gun. And that paperclip you call a chainsaw is pathetic.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord Vodek is banned for rubbing himself all over the Mustard Potato Salad in Walmart's deli department.  He should know that he's only allowed to rub himself on the hot bar fare.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie PuuPuu is banned for not minding NooniePuuPuu's own dang business, because it took me THREE HOURS to hide myself in that Mustard Potato Salad.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."