So you thought you saw it all? Well... TV concepts come and go and it seems that new concepts are invented every year.

So this contest will be about that. Create a new concept for a reality show, game show, TV series... whatever. Play around with it as you see fit.

Obviously, series are welcome.

I will judge this around the 26th of May.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Perverted Hanna Barbera Cartoons: Rape Ape by four_legged_tripod 5-18-10

AUGGGHHH! It's Rape Ape! rape ape. rape ape. Call me. rape ape.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Perverted Hanna Barbera Cartoons: Long Dong Phooey by four_legged_tripod 5-18-10

Quick Long Dong, there's a crook coming. Change in the filing cabinet. Now to steal the secret fi- Whoa! *trip* That'll teach you! You picked the wrong dong to trip on! Foiled again by Long Dong Phooey!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 452: Genius by Lord_Vodek 5-20-10

Dude I totally made a new tv show for us Really? What do you call it? I call it earth That's hilarious I heard there was a fucked up planet named earth There was...So I put cameras on earth This is genius!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

No Wammies! No Wammies! by brycekain 5-21-10

Welcome to "Name That Qu'ote!" Brought to you by the new family friendly Taliban!â„¢ Uh, sir? You know the rules: Each infidel must name the correct quote from the Qu'ran or risk the wrath of Allah! Sir, I was kidnapped at gunpoint in Pakistan. I'm a middle aged, white businessman from America. I don't know anything about the Qu'ran. This brings us to the Sudden Death round! Shit.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 2182 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-10

I tell ya... Today's TV shows SUCK! They have no creativity. No soul... They need to bring back the classic shows like I Love Lucy, The Honey-mooners, Father Knows Best, and The Twilight Zone. Pretty much all the shows that aired before COLOR was developed for TV... Yes. What's your point? I can see why you identify with them.

RCL no. 2183 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-10

Next on TBS: "AB 1070". A new sitcom that depicts the lives of two illegal "aliens" residing in Arizona after the passage of the controversial law... AY CARAMBA!! Dis new anti-illegal law es muy scary! I used to walk around downtown Phoenix with no worries... Now I'm afraid they'll deporte me based on my looks! BEBO DONK DOOT ZURP!* (*Tell me about it! ) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

RCL no. 2184 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-10

Next on BET... "O.J. and the Cock" Have fun playing golf today. Try not to slice your drives... ...like you did Nicole's neck. @%$#!! What?

Groovy! - TV Presents: Irony Theatre by edoggydog 5-24-10

Damn! It's been a week since the head office mailed the Pimpleton documents... ...and they still haven't arrived! Boy, the postal service in the country is SLOW!

Groovy! - TV Presents: MORE Irony Theatre by edoggydog 5-24-10

...and then I suggested we take three-day weekend and go up to Napa for some wine tasting and sight-seeing. Sounds like you have a great plan for the hoilday... What holiday? Memorial Day. Oh, yeah. I forgot!

Groovy! - TV Presents: Even MORE Irony Theatre by edoggydog 5-24-10

How was your weekend in Vegas? Really cool. I saw Jack Black gambling at The Venetian... Oh, yeah? What was he playing? Pai Gow. I would have thought he'd be playing another game which kinda bears his name... There's a game called, "Chunky Bad Character Actor"?

Groovy! - TV Presents: TRUE Irony Theater by edoggydog 5-24-10

Today, President Obama criticized the Arizona law, SB 1070, for being "Nazi-like" because people suspected of being in the country illegaly will need to show their "papers" to prove legal residency... In a related story... Students at a high school in central Michigan have won a contest to have President Obama speak at their graduation. However, any student wanting to shake the President's hand must first provide papers proving his or her's legal residency.

Reality Show's Final Round by Neo11 5-24-10

OK contestants, in our final event for the $100,000, we will see who can withstand the heat in a 250 degree sauna the longest Oh yeah, that money is mine! This is gonna be so easy-you guys are going down! SON OF A BITCH!

Lancing With the Stars? American Midol? by ladyjdotnet 4-19-10

Bad news! Your insurance declined to pay for your treatment. Trepanning is excluded under the 'Darwin clause' of your policy. Oh no!! I don't want to die! Never fear! Your injury will be featured on a reality show we're airing in a few minutes, and if it's popular, viewers can pay $1.99 per vote to save you. Won't this reality show idea just encourage an epidemic of idiocy-induced injuries in the name of fame-seeking? Oh, of course it will... but this allows us to eventually weed out of humanity all but the most entertaining idiots! I'll do it, then! Especially if I get to bleed on Simon Cowell!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

RCL no. 2186 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-26-10

Based on the old TV show, "My Mother the Car", comes a new comedy on SyFy called, "My Brother-in-Law the Worthless, Lazy Park Bench"... So, what did you do today? Pretty much sat around... Are you EVER going to get a job? I applied at the local parks department, but they rejected my application. You know, if you weren't my wife's baby brother, I'd leave you out by the curb to be taken home by a Mexican family. Mmmmmmm... Tacos.

CC452: It's A Bad Idea All Around by ZMannZilla 5-26-10

Chris Hansen stars in an exciting new show inspired by the hit crime drama "24"... *zzzZZZzzz* *zzzZZZzzz* ...debuting on "The 24 Network" *zzzZZZzzz* ONLY 2 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO LISTERINE AND THEN IT'S TIME TO HAVE A SEAT, KIDDIE-DIDDLERS! YOU SICKOS ARE ON BORROWED TIME!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 452: Things that have been inside George Michaels... by deathtoradio 5-27-10

Things that have been inside George Michaels... Andrew Ridgeley, a twinkie, the 80's, Tylenol, Vaseline, a squirrel, olive oil... part of the Berlin wall, a cucumber, Walter Cronkites microphone, one of the four Beatles, Orlando Bloom... Chunky Monkey, R. Kelly, a yellow Starburst, Antique Roadshow volumes 1 thru 7...

Having never seen "lost" I can only speculate based on what little I have gleaned in passing that the plots were similar to this.

Lost "And Found" by TheGovernor 5-27-10

I don't suppose anyone handed in a Black coat recently? Hold on I'll just check "In a flashback possibly an alternate reality I still have my Black coat. I spend 43 minutes sitting in a bar with a Penguin named Frank discussing the merits of Olives" I like the green ones stuffed with pimentos, what about you Frank? *Quack* Coming soon on ABC Sorry no Black coats. I did find the skeletal remains of a Penguin holding a banjo atop a Frank Sinatra Vinyl. There may be a connection.

Agatha Christie's Parrot

*Scwark, ze butler deed it, Scwark* Damn you Parrot!

by TheGovernor, 5-28-10

RCL no. 2188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-29-10

O.J. and his "wonder dog" prepare for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... How was your day? RUFF! What type of covering protects a tree? BARK! Listen, jackball... No one is going to believe you're a talking dog if you just give one-word answers. Well, until we re-negotioate my cut, that's all you're gonna get from me, monkey-boy.

Groovy! - TV Presents: "Ha, ha- Wait. WHAT?" by edoggydog 5-30-10

OK. Idea for a new sitcom... A gay man marries three lesbians. One of the lesbians gives birth to kittens. They sell the kittens to Canadian terrorists and move to Yemen where they commit sucide! Ha, ha- Wait. WHAT?

CC452: Dirty Jobs That Even Mike Rowe Won't Do by ZMannZilla 5-31-10

Our ratings are in the crapper, Merv. We really need to get people watching the Discovery Channel again! That's nice, now quit staring at me while I'm scratching my balls! That is the LAST time I use a Thai mail order hooker! I can't help it Merv, it's kind of... hypnotizing. I wish I knew why I was fascinated by you right now. So you're hypnotically fascinated by a dirty old guy with a dangerous method of catching crabs? This gives me an idea... Six seasons later... On this episode of Deadliest Catch, Phil tries a solution of 2% permethrin cream and lindane shampoo on his potentially lethal pubic infestation. OMG THIS MEMORIAL DAY MARATHON IS AMAZING

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I'll judge tomorrow, so you can get those late entries in. So far I have [strike]earned a lot of money by selling your ideas to Endemol [/strike] seen several good candidates !

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 452: The Lolita Diaries by fpd 5-31-10

You know, the Vampire Diaries is doing well. Let's do a knock off of that. Yes, but let's do it without the vampires. Something more family friendly. What do you have in mind? Werewolves? Ghosts? Fairies? No, just people. The Vampire Diaries is essentially the story of an old man dating a teenage girl, but the supernatural crap creeps some people out. So an old man goes back to high school and starts dating a cheerleader. Nosiree, nothing creepy about that. Yeah, and his older brother also falls in love with her, but only after butchering some of her classmates and seducing another cheerleader.

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