Close as I can tell only one person actually abstained from voting. If my phrasing confused you at all, it was intended to be a mock-up of forum politics for amusement purposes only. My vote was, I felt, clearly for LadyJ.
As for the, ahem, crabbiness, if you're really so bum-fuzzled by this whole thing, I am more than happy to lend my services as "Imitation Crabby" for the duration of the Comic Cup, as I haven't actually been back long enough to have a bias, and looking up previous CCs you've won for inspiration is, Gabe'ing aside, only slightly more nerve racking than waiting for my Hungry Man dinner to reach edible temperatures.
If this is another false alarm, then disregard. I'm just trying to be helpful and honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."