My naive husband left me for another woman.

This strip is my interpretation of his and her current relationship as it unfolds. All based on true events. Except for the gun part -- she has a gun, but this is an exaggeration.

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie Sets the Rules']

Stephanie plans on marrying my husband. He has no intention of doing that:

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie Plans her Wedding']

And if you haven't figured it out, she's kind of bossy:

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie Defines True Love']

These are great on so many levels.  I applaud your ability to take a really crappy situation and find the humor in it.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

@ZMannZilla:

Thank you! I appreciate your comments.

Mistress Stephanie talks to her mom 3-5 times a day (on the phone IRL).

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie Explains How to Find a Man']

True story: Every time I ask my husband why he is with this biyatch despite all the times she's taken the reins to destroy our marriage, he always says it's because "she's really a nice person".

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie Can't Figure Out What She's Doing Wrong']

Looking forward to following these comics.  Keep them coming.

Sorry for your loss!  Or should I be happy?  Or are you still trying to figure that out, yourself?

I am excite.

Matchbook_Romance wrote:

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I am excite.

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@ragu4u, @Matchbook_Romance, and @HCRoyall:

Thank you for the kind words.

I'm still trying to figure things out. I think turning all of these awful memories into dramedy makes things easier on me, emotionally.

In retrospect, I should have entitled this one "Mistress Stephanie is a Responsible Pet Owner".

My husband, "MJ", hates pets, especially dogs. Once Mistress Stephanie snagged MJ, her beloved pet "Alaska" was essentially kicked to the curb (her balcony). I keep hoping someone at her condo would complain about how she keeps a huge winter dog in a no-pet complex. But she uses a shock collar to keep her dog quiet.

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie is a Great Pet Owner']

My husband claims all the time that he told her that he has no intention of marrying her. I think he may have indicated that she's not marriage material (but won't tell her that bit). She only hears what she wants to hear. And, she also thinks that in time, he can get her to do what she wants.

For the record, I am not a jewelry person. I made sure that he didn't spend more than a couple hundred dollars for my ring. To go from how much he spent on me to how much she wants him to spend on her is a big shock and turn-off for him, at least in the marriage department.

One of these days I'll incorporate the fact that she wants to be a wedding planner...

[Click to view comic: 'Mistress Stephanie Wants to Put a Ring on It']

While these comics are articulate and coherent, they failed to raise even a smile for me.

I applaud your effort but didn't see the funny.

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Kill Whitey.