i'm from these united states... well 49 of them anyway, i don't recognize Connecticut, it knows what it did... but for some reason i'm gay for british programming lately. maybe because they're more lax with their censoring or maybe because hearing about things like the X Factor and a bunch of unknown british celebrities doesn't make me want to grab a sniper rifle and a six pack the way American Idol and known american celebs does. but whatever the reason, it seems like british tv is broken down into two groups--those that use catchphrases and those that don't. i much prefer the ones that don't just like i prefer shows without laugh tracks, so your difficult task in this contest is to create a comic using a catchphrase that i'll find funny

i'll judge in 10 to 14 days. "good luck, have fun!" *laughtrack*

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what if nigger meant kite

if i had a dollar for every joke The Simpsons stole from me, the child pornography ones alone would buy me that boat

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'cc484: CULT OF THE 'PELVIC THRUST'.']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Broke-ass Motherfucker']

[Click to view comic: 'cc484: There's a BIG FAT line between 'real' & 'unreal'...']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Smell My Finger!']

[Click to view comic: 'Smell My Finger!']

[Click to view comic: 'Smell My Finger!']

[Click to view comic: 'Smell My Finger!']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - GROOVY!!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'If Mandingo Had a Catchphrase']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'cc 484: YOU MEAN KINDA' LIKE, SIMILAR TO A HUGE FLAG...?']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Spartacus: Dogs of the Arena']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Fart Club']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'SEXUAL LOGIC- Pt.8- Don't forget romance- [cc 484]']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Porkman & Finchy Do Not Deserve A Cowboy Physics Tribute']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I think, no matter who is awarded the honor of creating the next contest, that we are all winners for getting another Porkman and Finchy comic out of this contest.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Spooningism']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

judging time! smell my finger!

honorable mention to the four legged one, HC, and e. dog e. dog, but goddamn if i don't have to hand it back to bigworm again

[Click to view comic: 'SEXUAL LOGIC- Pt.8- Don't forget romance- [cc 484]']

using "PULCHRITUDINOUS KNOCKER-BAGS" not only wins bigworm the contest, but also my butt hymen. excuse me while i go giftwrap it in Axe body spray and that papery stuff they wrap sausages in

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm having a run of good luck right now, and I'm appreciative of that.

However, a question of some merit has arisen and needs to be asked. Does having an intact butt-hymen go hand in hand with 'weak stream'?  I'm trying hard to reconcile the two such that... well, such that... *ahem*, reconciliation can ocurr. So, there we have the question of merit, and I did address it. All is well.

So, with the important stuff like that said, I will be back shortly with the new CC idea.

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bigworm

bigwormmy weak stream of young girlish flowrate urine is in fact caused by what doctors refer to, after mouth vomitting, as a "floating" butt hymen. sometimes it's hiding behind my duodenum, sometimes it pretends it's a freckle. one time i had this really bad taste in my mouth, another i'm pretty sure it was the ice cream man who said he was out of Peppermint Fudge Ribbon. always it's watching... and waiting

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what if nigger meant kite