You know what? I've finally decided to continue the WW competition, too. For anyone not familiar with this competition (because it's such a long time ago), WW stands for "World's Worst".

So in WW 78 you're supposed to make comics about ...

"THE WORLD'S WORST ACCIDENT CAUSED BY A CAT" - well, at least cats are preferred, but any beast will do.

Have fun!

Judging when the time is right ...

WW 78: Pisser in the Eye by umfumdisi 6-07-12

September 23, 1995. J.D. Salinger ventures out into public for the first time in 40 years. Mr Piddles! Noooooooooo! So much for finding a new publisher...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

WW78: But Then A Lot Of Nice Things Turn Bad Out There by ZMannZilla 6-08-12

I'm speaking with Emma Wildflower, the woman who rear-ended the Popemobile, killing the Pope and injuring six others. Emma, what do you have to say for yourself? I'm so sorry! I was just really getting in to singing "Wild World"! It's just such a soulful, emotional song! "Wild World" was of course written by Muslim holy leader Yusef Islam, back when he was still known to American folk song fans as Cat Stevens. Well, crap... score one for the Muslims.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Ok, here's a pity entry with probably the lamest comic about an accident caused by a cat ever.

WW 78: Flatheads by DrMorton 7-01-12

Hey, don't use your claws! I'll lose my balance, I'll ... aaaaaargh! Hey, don't use your claws! I'll lose my balance, I'll ... aaaaaargh! Hm, I wonder if maybe the third of The Amazing Fratelli Triplets will realize that juggling cats to brush up their boring tight rope act is a stupid idea. Ok no, here he comes.. Hey, don't use your claws! I'll lose my balance, I'll ... aaaaaargh!

WW78: Catch Me If You Can by AnIntellectualMind 7-01-12

Let's play catch in that room over there. Yes, let's. Say, did you let the cats play in my office again? I'm sorry, Mr. President.

Father Knows Best by ragu4u 7-05-12

Is god really gonna kick us all outta heaven all at once? Yup, all 20 billion of us. Can I play outside, daddy? Hell no. It's about to rain cats & dogs out there. You wanna be killed? After Millions die....... Was I right, or what? Meh

Groovy! - Barack Pussein Obama by edoggydog 7-06-12

We now return to "The World's Worst Accident Caused by a Cat"... Groovy! September, 2008... We're here with Fluffy, the wisest feline on the planet, who will give us his pick for the upcoming election next month... Oh, wise kitty... A desperate nation is anxiously awaiting your answer. Please, tell us who to vote for! Obama.

Blast from the past:

49TC82: Splice 1 by Namgubed 3-01-06

Meanwhile, in a sleepy suburb of Cleveland ... Help, 911! My pet elephant is choking on my pet cat after I filled the litter box with peanut shells!! O ... K, this better not be a crank call, buddy, there are laws, you know. Fluffy's lodged in there pretty good; looks like we're going to need to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him. ** GAG, CHOKE ** How the heck do you do the Heimlich on an elephant? With axes. Very sharp axes.

Enjoy the remainder of the series!  I command it! 

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Namgubed/sets/splice/

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Alright, I guess it's time to judge this competition. Thanks for your entries. Maybe the world would be a safer place without cats but "Baby, baby it's a wild world" so the winner is

                                              ZMannZilla

even though I still can't decide if he was following the rules or not.

Yeah, I can't decide either.  I'm going to go with "I followed the letter of the law but not the spirit of the law".  I blame Catwoman.

Anyways, new WW will be up as soon as I can think of one.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."