London is hosting the 2012 Olympics. Loads and loads of people will show us all the training they invested into skills that can only be used to get endorsement deals for products only other Olympic athletes would buy. Meanwhile, you'll be within earshot at least once daily of a conversation in which tech support weiners and investment banking ****heads suddenly become learned experts in synchronized horse fencing. At the end of it all, patriotic chickenhawk fatasses will claim the number of gold medals won by obscure athletes in sports they've never heard of as a victory for their entire country.
God I love it so.
Anyways, your task is to come up with the world's worst Olymic event. Special bonus consideration will be made for comics that manage to demonstrate the scoring system of the sport, but it's by no means mandatory.
It's time to find out who takes home the gold medal in Worlds Worst Comic Making! On your marks... get set...GO!
Randy Quaid can kill you. That's not good news, space monsters. Randy Quaid isn't our best human.
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