Stripcreator has lost its ad support and is, at least for now, relying exclusively on our donations to keep the lights on.

But I'm not worried.  You all seem like a generous lot.  I'll bet you donate to lots of charities.  And I'll bet some of those charities are pretty funny.  In this contest, it's time to tell us about them.

A 501(c)(3) organization by evil_d 11-16-12

Hi, I'm collecting Toys for Todd? Oh, you mean "Toys for Tots". I think I know my own name, ma'am.

Charities with funny names, charities collecting for funny causes, charities with funny volunteers -- anything along these lines is fair game.

We'll give this about a week.  Judging will take place next Monday, the 6th of May.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Shit for Charity

Hi. I'm collecting shit for charity. Sorry. I don't give a shit.

by four_legged_tripod, 4-29-13

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

What if Blowjobs Meant Money by four_legged_tripod 4-29-13

Would you like to give blowjobs to orphans? To tell the truth, I've been keeping blowjobs from my husband. He keeps asking me for blowjobs but I know he gets plenty of blowjobs at work. Needless to say, I've felt guilty about it and feel like I really need to give blowjobs to anyone I can. So sure, I'd love to give blowjobs to all the orphans! Did I mention I'm an orphan?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - A 503(c)(3) ORGAN-ization by edoggydog 4-29-13

Hi, I'm collecting Toys for Twat... Groovy! Wait, you mean, "Toys for Tots". I think I know my mom's genitalia, sir...

RCL no. 3411 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-13

You wanted to see me, sir? Yes... I want you to donate $100 to your favorite Catholic charity. I'm a Zen Budhist... Oh. Right. I...WANT...YOU...TO... ...DONATE...$100... ...TO...YOUR...FAVORITE... ...CATHOLIC...CHARITY.

I know this one won't win, but it does fit the bill

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/brycekain

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Now THIS one will be a winner!

Helping the Victims Means Getting Off Your Ass by brycekain 4-26-13

Good afternoon, sister. I am going door to door collecting for the victims in Boston. Oh yes, I saw that on the news. I'll be praying for them. Or you could do something that'll actually HELP them and donate a dollar to the Red Cross...? Mr. Christ, your followers are selfish, lazy cunts.

(please disregard my previous post... I'm what you would call, in layman's terms, a dumb ass.)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain wrote:

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(please disregard my previous post... I'm what you would call, in layman's terms, a dumb ass.)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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 Don't sell yourself short. You'd be called a dumb ass in technical terms, too!

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Wayne The Asshole Cow by ZMannZilla 2-03-11

Hello ma'am, my name is Wayne. Before I sell you this Amway, I am required by law to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. I'd also like to let you know that 75% of my profits will be donated to "Waterboardings For Tots", a charity organization I sponsor along with some of my fellow Klansmen. May 7, 2019: In an effort to reach out to vegan consumers, Outback Steakhouse genetically engineers cows that deserve to be eaten. Wow, is all meat as yummy as Wayne? Just ours, ma'am. Shall I send Adolf to your address tomorrow?

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Groovy! - Freddie Got Fingered...BIG TIME!! by edoggydog 5-01-13

I'll be happy to tell you why I need sphincter surgery for which I'm collecting donations... Groovy! You might feel a little discomfort. YEEEEEE-OUCH!!! My prostate doctor's finger is hung like Ron Jeremy's cock! Really? What's his number?

RCL no. 3414 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-02-13

Listen, asshole... If, you're going to live here, you better be on time with your rent blowjobs! And, when I pay the utilities, you better give me blowjobs to cover your half! What the hell are you talking about? AND, if I ever catch you eating my food, I expect you to give me blowjobs on the spot! Am I going to have any problems getting blowjobs from you, whiteboy? Oh, I get it... I'm in one of four_legged_tripod's "What if Blowjobs Meant Money" comic, right? Never heard of the guy... *GULP*

CC 533: My Cop Runneth Over by kaufman 5-05-13

Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. I'm sorry, I don't dance. It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle.

CC 533: The Golden Drool by kaufman 5-05-13

Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. Don't you mean Salvation Army? No, I don't think so.

CC 533: Cents and Sensibility by kaufman 5-05-13

Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. Asshole. One month later ... Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. Shit.

CC 533: Tag Teams by kaufman 5-05-13

Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla.

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Giving Charities a Black Eye by four_legged_tripod 5-06-13

Can I help you? I'm collecting money to help stop domestic violence. Would you care to donate a dollar? I'm sorry, but not today. But it's only a dollar. I know, but the answer is still no. LISTEN LADY, IF YOU DON'T DONATE A DOLLAR TODAY, I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN! UNDERSTAND?

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Untitled #1 by kramer_vs_kramer 9-14-01

I'm collecting for the old folk's home. Hold on... That's not what I meant

Thank you all for donating your comics to this contest.

The runner-up is ragu4u, for this comic:

Honestly, you should have just ended it after the second panel.  But I still found it pretty funny as it was.

Not quite funny enough, however, to top this strip:

CC 533: Cents and Sensibility by kaufman 5-05-13

Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. Asshole. One month later ... Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. Shit.

Congratulations, kaufman!  Now, perhaps you'd be willing to volunteer some of your time to run the next comic contest for us?  Hungry orphans in Antarctica are counting on you!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Ok, hang on and I'll dream up your next torment.

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