I'll borrow from kaufman and keep it simple, hopefully. 

The rules are...

1) Comics must be 1- cell.

2) The background must be black.

3) Two different 'characters' must be used. They can be anyone or anything from any of the 'character' categories.

4) The first character says something aligned with wisdom, metaphysics, piety, deepness, etc. etc.

5) The second character responds with the punchline, which has no rules associated with it.

Judging will be in 10 - 14 days.

So... have at it... I hope.

EXAMPLE COMIC:

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: EXAMPLE COMIC']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: Be Careful What You Ask For']

1st!!! Take that ragu4u!!!

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - i got your bigworm hangin'']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 582: Xanadoomed']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Universal truth']

[Click to view comic: 'Hippy Dippy']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: Coke Instead of Coffee?']

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I like my eggs fried hard!

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: Yodeling Down the Cerebellum']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: The Start of something BIG! #1 of 3']

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: The End of something BIG! #2 of 3']

[Click to view comic: 'CC582: Something Small #3 of 3']

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I like my eggs fried hard!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 582: Ebony and Ebony?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Needs more delta v (Kerbal edition)']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Why did stripcreator.com stop working last week?']

Again, long after the fact, but....

[Click to view comic: 'An ever-unfolding cup of coffee.']