Brycekain came up with a great concept awhile ago called, "Planet WTF".  These are the oddest, weirdest, and what-the-fuckiest comics, but they are very funny, if you have an oddball sense of humor, which I have.

Here's an example:

Planet WTF: The Karma-saur Even Works in Bed by brycekain 5-13-14

That was the best sex I've ever had! Wow! Just WOW! What did I do to deserve THAT!? You knocked up your ex-girlfriend and then left her at the alter. Wait, what does THAT have to do with anything?? I'm the Karma-saur. AND?!?!? I just gave you herpes.

Your mission:  create your own Planet WTF comic or comics series.  The more the WTFuckiest the better!

There are no rules because WTF??

Bonus points if you can work in the phrase, "Wow, that felt a lot slipperier than it looked!"

And, yes, brycecain, you can participate...

GOOD LUCK!!!

I am shocked, flattered, and a little gassy. I can only say thank you for enjoying my comics this much. I'm feeling very humbled right now.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain wrote:

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I am shocked, flattered, and a little gassy. I can only say thank you for enjoying my comics this much. I'm feeling very humbled right now.

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I will be a fly on the wall and I'll be coming here at least once a day to check out the entries. I do Planet WTF all the time and I'd like to see what other people do with the idea.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC589: Planet WTF Meets What'shisname. by eggsforknockers 9-24-14

Oh, so you had the guts to come to the door huh, Mr. Giver of herpes? How about I smash your face in and then... Some kind of tough guy eh? MOM!!! it's for you! ...and that's how I got three assholes! Gr... Gr... Gr... Gravity here's kind of weird, isn't it?

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I like my eggs fried hard!

CC589: RE- Planet WTF: Everybody Does by brycekain by eggsforknockers 9-24-14

Hating Honey Boo Boo is tragic. Would it make you feel better if I sucked your nuts? I think it would if I had any. Maybe if I just gnaw a little where they would be if you had some. First let's try jumping up and down on the bed. WTF? I guess it's worth a try! If they don't descend after 10 minutes, you can start gnawing.

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I like my eggs fried hard!

Planet Tripod: Spider-Parts by four_legged_tripod 9-24-14

Oh shit! I didn't know. Spider-Man has leprosy!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Planet Tripod: Spider-Parts 2 by four_legged_tripod 9-25-14

Sorry to hear about the leprosy, Peter. How do you plan to keep fighting bad guys? It's up to you now. Oh, I don't think so. You just need to be more careful and keep your head on straight. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Planet Tripod: Spider-Parts 3 by four_legged_tripod 9-25-14

So now that Spider-Man has leprosy, we can just follow his body parts to where he is. Here's another of his arms! False alarm boys! It's just Mary Jane. So, turns out you shouldn't fuck a leper.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

When this contest is over I'm going to put all the entries in my Planet WTF comic set along with my own. So far you guys have been cracking me up left n right. I hope more come in.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC589: PLANET WTF- Where the birth of porn went deviant! by iconoclastic 9-28-14

One day the Lord called Ezrah to a strange place with funny bottles, an old hooker and a strong compulsion to join in... Good evening madam. Have you any scones? Nay fine sir, I have only the desire to pinch a loaf of sweet pumpernickel, and hope with much earnestness sic., that it happen on the soon side of things. Amen. Ezrah thought he had been sent to purchase some scones, and a fine new quilt sprayed with the latest in scotch-guard technology... WTF??? Whither the fuck forth have I ventured and who art thou in front of me that I almost uncontrollably cummed upon and yay, even facially so? Be thou some vision of a virgin tart gone awry? Dude! WTF's wrong with you? It's ME! Whip it the fuck out! I have to finish this video by tonight! ...to protect against his mighty, God given, (with just a hint of rust adding a lovely but subtle... fruity note), square shaped load. Amish shitkicker heels don't fail me now! *click click* God forgive me but my butter is churrrned!!! *slurp slurp* Oh! Such a fine cut! Be thou some new age carpenter come again?

Okayyyyyyy...  Time to put the CC to bed.

I want to thank everyone for participating, all four of you!  all the entries truly reached the level of WTF? 

But, these two made me laugh out load:

CC589: Planet WTF Meets What'shisname. by eggsforknockers 9-24-14

Oh, so you had the guts to come to the door huh, Mr. Giver of herpes? How about I smash your face in and then... Some kind of tough guy eh? MOM!!! it's for you! ...and that's how I got three assholes! Gr... Gr... Gr... Gravity here's kind of weird, isn't it?

Planet Tripod: Spider-Parts 3 by four_legged_tripod 9-25-14

So now that Spider-Man has leprosy, we can just follow his body parts to where he is. Here's another of his arms! False alarm boys! It's just Mary Jane. So, turns out you shouldn't fuck a leper.

They are both equally funny to me, therefore I think the tie breaker should go to the newbie.

Take it away, eggnogfortruckers!

Congrats to Eggs and 4LT. I think I laughed at every single one of these. My favorites are 4LT's parts 1 and 3 and Iconoclastic's entry. Icon I think got the closest to the true essence of PWTF. 

As I said before, I will be putting all these entries into my on-going Planet WTF comic sets. And as luck would have it, I had to start a new set (Planet WTF 3: The Saga Continues) and all your entries will be the first ones in the set. Weeeeee!

Thanks again, guys, and especially to edoggydog, for making me feel like a princess for 7 days. I didn't even mind the golden showers or the midget fecal painting!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Now I feel flattered as well! I was gassy a couple of days ago, so I hope that counts! Anybody remember Humble Pie, the group?

I feel like kind of neat, having won this contest. I'll try and post a new one pretty quickly.

Thanks edoggydog!

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I like my eggs fried hard!

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df by kirbycats 11-21-14

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fds by kirbycats 4-27-14

shut up donkeey dont get involved nothing to see here just doin my job so then i says to the bitch i dont give a fuck if i backed up into ur shitty car i own ur family now OH GOD MY TOMATOES