If you haven't heard, a commercial operation has been taking applications for a presumed one-way trip to Mars.  They recently narrowed the field down to 100.

What will they find when they get there?  What will happen to them?  What kind of society will they build?  Who will they meet?  Make a comic or comics chronicling some of their experiences on Mars.  Something like:

One Chilly Day Near Mons Olympus by kaufman 3-05-15

Holy shit. Earthupials!

only hopefully funnier.

Winner will get either a one-way ticket to Mars or the right to host CC 607, so shed your phobos and contribute!  I'll judge around the Ides of Mars.

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Mars Bars - CC606 by arbi 3-05-15

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woof

CC606 - New Planet, Same Species by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-06-15

They sent 100 people to Mars on this one way mission 99 of us were male. All of us brought Five Dollars.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 606

Jimmy Hoffa??

by brycekain, 3-06-15

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC606 by brycekain 3-06-15

Now that we have built a solid shelter, we'll continue forming our Utopia in the morning. I must say it has been a pleasure serving with all of you fine gentlemen here on the big red planet. Yes, ma'am. A pleasure, ma'am. I'm the token black guy! PSST! Is rape still legal here? It won't be once I'm elected President of Mars. So I call dibs on the brown eye.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC606 - College Days by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-07-15

All clear in Quadrant C-13. Planet is clear of hostile life forms. Erm Captain, thats not strictly speaking true Hold on earth, my soon-to-be-deceased officer says something is up Well sir, its not a hostile native lifeform weve encountered, it appears to be something we brought with us Goddamit. This isnt college anymore Jones. Did you pack ANOTHER Xenomorph in my luggage? If he did sir, you'll be meeting it in 5...4..3...2...1.... ARGH!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Regrets from Mars by Neo11 3-07-15

Part of me regrets the decision to be sent to Mars. Just think of everything we left behind I miss my family, friends, pets, action movies, fresh air, and being able to eat anything I want I miss being able to masturbate without having semen float everywhere

Stranger in a Strange Land by Pandeist 3-08-15

Here on Mars I feel like an inverse "Stranger in a Strange Land".... Heinlein........ get it? Doesn't anybody read anymore?

Martian Jesus Oonga Boonga'd for your sins. by Pandeist 3-08-15

Jesus!! What are you doing here on Mars? Oh, I'm not Earth Jesus, I'm Martian Jesus. So you died for Martian sins? Yep. And believe me, it's a weird bag. Like, on Mars, it's a sin to frottage your neighbor's cerebellum. Or to contemplate cottage cheese. Wow, you were crucified here for shit like that? Oh, there's no crucifiction on Mars. Only death by oonga-boonga.

CC606: And here we've been trying to avoid them by evil_d 3-09-15

Here I am, the first human to walk on Mars. That's one small step for... H.G. Wells?! What are you doing here? The Martians were so impressed by my flattering portrayal of their civilization, they invited me to live here as an honored guest! Okay... but... you've got to be almost 200 years old by now! How are you still alive? The wonders of Martian medicine, my boy! Does that mean anal probes? So many anal probes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Obama Ain't Here by four_legged_tripod 3-10-15

ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!! I'm not an alien! You are! Am not! You are! And I can prove it. On the count of three, we'll both take off our suits. 1... 2... 3! Damn it!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4619 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-10-15

This is Mars, Lucy... So, this is where will be spending the rest of our lives, Tyler? Yes, honey. Um, you're not going to start up that Fight Club thingy here, too, are you? I might... Why? Because, I don't think I have it in me to flee to another planet!

CC by HCRoyall 3-10-15

Six years of waiting, two years of grueling training, and six months of travel... All just to get to Mars on the first manned mission and find two Starbucks and a McDonald's already here. Ugh! Fuckin' illegals already comin' in to take our jobs. Go back to Earth! The irony is painfully delicious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC606 - Recycling by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-10-15

Holy shit. A Martian ... erm, we come in peace. Relax asshole. You've been beaming that TV shit around for 50 years, we know your language. Well then, erm, are we cool? I mean, us being aliens with a propensity to nuke indigenous species from orbit to claim their land? Yeh. Not too worried about that. Most of the shit you put on TV about Martians, we've actually built it. So how fucked are we on a scale of 1-10? The processing plant is running low on recycled meat chunks. Thats all you need to know.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ray Charles, astronaut, brings his Wi-Fi with him to Mars.

[JACKS OFF TO PORN ALL DAY]

by ArtemisStrong, 3-11-15

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

RCL no. 4621 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-15

Are you sure this is Mars? It looks like we've landed on Venus... Venus rhymes with "penis"! You've got quite the potty mouth, Sally. Potty rhymes with "twatty"!

CC606: I can't figure out whether this is patriotic or not by evil_d 3-16-15

Now, once you're on Mars you'll need to establish an interim government until you can elect your own governor, congresspeople, and so forth. Under the Constitution— Yeah, you may want to call Betsy Ross back and tell her not to sew that 51st star just yet. What do you mean? This is a NASA mission, and obviously you're going to need— Surely the US knows better than anyone the folly of trying to govern a colony in a remote location. I figure we'll skip the revolution and just govern ourselves from the start. Well if that's the way you feel then you're off the mission. The position of captain will fall to your second-in-command. Mister... Hancock? John Hancock the Tenth, sir. Where do I sign?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Good job, everyone, lots of laughs to be had.  Maybe we'll do Jupiter next week, or some of you might go straight to Uranus.  But in the meantime, I'm going to give the prize to the punchline that came out off left field:

Obama Ain't Here by four_legged_tripod 3-10-15

ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!! I'm not an alien! You are! Am not! You are! And I can prove it. On the count of three, we'll both take off our suits. 1... 2... 3! Damn it!

Congratulations, four_legged_tripod, the next contest is yours.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wow. Well thank you kind sir.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Dammit!  Too late for this obvious winning entry!

Groovy! - Planet Mars WTF by edoggydog 3-17-15

I claim this planet in the name of the "Air Dick"! And, I tickle the pee hole of the Air Dick! Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle... HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE Today, NASA recieved a disturbing video feed from the colony on Mars that has been attributed to a mechanical failure in the life support system, dropping the oxygen levels by 50%. Groovy!