Ok, I have to make up a comic contest.  How about this to get your comic juices flowing:

Take some well-known historical event and set it in the present.  Show how things would have gone differently in 2015 than what happened when it happened.  Something like this:

The Assassination of Lincoln (2015) by kaufman 12-02-15

Any problems, John? Heck no. Secret Service must have been partying again. I just walked in the door.. And then the dude didn't even look up from the show he was streaming. I just stepped up behind him and blew his brains out.

I'll judge in a week or so, and I promise to do it differently from when I judged this contest in 1922.

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RCL no. 5000 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-03-15

Back in the day, before the white man stole our land, we Native Americans used to go to the bathroom in the woods... Today, we use toilets, just like everyone else. Now, if you don't mind clicking on the next comic, I'd like to take a major dump in private!

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CC629: Joan of Arc in 2015

OMG, I had the weirdest vision in the garden today! I saw Saints Michael, Catherine, and Margaret, and they told me to— tits or gtfo

by evil_d, 12-03-15

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Groovy! - Somebody call 911, PLEASE!! by edoggydog 12-04-15

2001 ...and the people who knocked down these buildings will hear all of us soon! 2015 I think calling it terrorism may be premature at this time... Most likely it was workplace violence committed by disgruntled pilots.

Plymouth Rocked by four_legged_tripod 12-04-15

Are you here in the states for business or pleasure? I'm trying to find a quicker route to India. I thought it might be just past that wall I climbed over. You what?! Get the hell out of here and go back to where you came from! Just sent another one packing President Trump. He did leave us a bunch of blankets as a parting gift though. Eeeeeeexelent!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Then vs Now: How Honesty Would Save Bill by Neo11 12-06-15

1998 As I stated, I did not have sexual relations with that woman Liar! You clearly did so just admit it already! 2015 I'm telling you that I DID have sexual relations with her! Nobody believes you Mr. President, pics or it didn't happen

Condensed Churchill by TheGovernor 12-07-15

@bigWC"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growi" Damn twitter, out of characters @bigWC "Fight them on the Beaches" #war #jerrydown #bochebash #englandexpects #kraut-out #hitlersmells

CC629 by Porternotes 12-07-15

In politics, The twitterverse erupted today when The Queen spoke out about class relations regarding the impoverished. Her Royal Highness responded on her twitter page tweeting simply: Let them eat shit. The Hacktivist group, Anonymous, vowed in a public statement they will shut down The Queen's twitter account. The general public responded with memes of Her Majesty with Grumpy Cat. American Facebook users sympathetically changed their profile photos to include the colors of the French Flag. Tell us what you think. Join the conversation on our Facebook page. Hashtag AntoinetteApathy

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This one's my own personal "Back to the Present...

2008:

RCL no. 1813 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-18-08

I say we vote for the nigra, son! I prefer you say, "African-American", dad... Oh. Right. Sorry. Anyways... I'd much rather vote for the nig- I mean, African-American, than that whiny, old cunt! "John McCain", dad...

2015:

RCL no. 5005 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-08-15

I say we vote for the nagger, son! You should say, "African-American", dad... Besides, Obama is already termed out. I ain't talking about Obama! Ben Carson? I thought we were Democrats. Dammit, son... The NAGGER! Oh... Hillary Clinton. Got it.

If it Happened Today by choadwarrior 12-08-15

The Jap sneak attack on Pearl Harbor has shocked America. GOP Presidential candidates called upon President Obama to take swift action to prevent further domestic attacks... This will not end well. ...by rounding up all the Muslims and deporting the Mexicans. God Bless America.

If it Were Released Today by choadwarrior 12-08-15

That was the worst movie I have ever seen. It wasn't funny at all, just offensive. Were we supposed to be shocked by all the N-words? Oh, and surprise--the only female character is there to provide sex for the males and to get slapped. Mel Brooks should have called it, Blazing Failures The fart scene was funny, though.

Miss Direction by four_legged_tripod 12-10-15

I said turn at the second tree! That's the third tree! Now we have to double back! Slow down! This isn't a race! Watch out for that squirrel! In a quarter mile, take a right. Stay to the left and follow the river where it forks left. Thank god we ditched her and bought this new TomTom. Right Clark? You said it Lewis!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Space Race: 2015 by four_legged_tripod 12-11-15

Mr. President, the Russians are claiming to have the capability of putting a man on the moon. Quick, get me the head of Pixar! Two hours later... Jon, get in here! To infinity, and beyond!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Winner announced tomorrow.  Get them in!

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Thanks for all the good entries.  I hope you all will agree that this one is worthy of the title:

Miss Direction by four_legged_tripod 12-10-15

I said turn at the second tree! That's the third tree! Now we have to double back! Slow down! This isn't a race! Watch out for that squirrel! In a quarter mile, take a right. Stay to the left and follow the river where it forks left. Thank god we ditched her and bought this new TomTom. Right Clark? You said it Lewis!

Take it away, four_legged_tripod!

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Thank you sir. One day I will look back at this conetst and make a contest as if this one were being held then.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke