Once again, thank you for the win in the previous Comic Competition. It was totally unexpected.

Recently I spent 10 days traveling from Wisconsin to Arizona and back again by car. It was quite the experience. The common denominator on the trip was the horrible public bathrooms.
I would like to see a comic strip (your choice one, two or three panel) depicting a long car trip, or travel of any sort. Extra points if it is set in a public bathroom.

I would prefer new strips, but if you have a really good previously published strip I guess I would be all right with that too.

I will judge in one week!

Go!

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Poot 66 by choadwarrior 3-28-16

ACK! It smells like a hobo shat a burning skunk in a frothy bowl full of stale asparagus piss in here. This is the only rest stop for another 100 miles. I'm afraid to breathe. Just inhale through your mouth. How is that better?

RCL no. 5188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-29-16

Planet WTF?? My shoe's stuck! I travel a lot for my job, and I have stay in a lot of low-budget, seedy motel rooms to keep costs down. I can put up with the dirty bathrooms, and the occasional bed bug attack... ...BUT WHAT I CAN'T PUT UP WITH IS FRESH SPOOGE ON THE FOOTBOARD!!

for now i'll just use yesterday's comic. part of it was posted from a highwaty rest stop. i may make one more specific to this contest later. i used to be a janitor, so i really notice the quality of how clean the urinals are or arent, at places like rest stops and mcdonaldses. i took a photo recently of a particularly bad one at a mcdonalds in missouri.

yeaster by arbi 3-27-16

today of course is the first sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox, 41 days after mardi gras, so easter. sunday i didnt get out of bed to go to the church across the street for easter, but did go downtown for food not bombs. they werent there yet so i went to an ethiopian restaurant, had the usual scoops of veggies on a pancake then hung out with food not bombs folks and worked on a memo at starbucks. i gave up lent for lent this year. 10 minutes cleaning the porch, took out trash, called mom, need to pack for the trip and finish paying bills. the club is closed today so i will just work on the memos. or reddit. tomorrow i start a 700 mile road trip after i check the mail. i think i've done the things i need to do before i go, most of them. it's monday around dusk. i've come 450 miles so far and starting to get tired. iowa rest stops have wifi. i;m ahead if schedule but i cant have coffee to keep going,and it's going to be too cold tonight to sleep in the car,and i dont want to just drop in on my cousins in des moine, so i'll drive some more

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http://vark.blogspot.com/2016/03/httpwww_28.html

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oops, wrong link and no way to delete it. meant this one:

http://vark.blogspot.com/2016/03/blog-post_29.html

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One oldie but goodie coming up:

Luckily, she doesn't hit in real life by kaufman 5-22-05

So, how was the trip to Charleston? And what happened to your face? Oh, that? My wife smacked me. You see, we'd been driving for 9 hours, we were almost there, and she wanted to stop somewhere and use the bathroom. That hardly seems grounds for assault ... Yeah, well, it was pretty empty country; we didn't see any place good to stop, but then we drove past this building marked "U.S. Vegetable Research Laboratory." Don't say it ... Don't say it! So I said to her, "Look, we can stop here and you can take a leek ..."

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And something a bit less old:

Phoenix: Rising from the Asses by kaufman 3-29-16

Last month I drove from Wisconsin to Arizona. Long trip, but a lot of fun. Oh no, man, not the Wisconsin-Arizona route. I hear the restrooms along the way are terrible. I wouldn't know. I drove across Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, couldn't pee, couldn't shit. Through Oklahoma, Texas, into New Mexico, nada. That's awful! You must have been hurting. You know it. Then finally a bit over an hour past Albuquerque, I went over this hill and everything just exploded out of me. Don't tell me ... You hit the Incontinental Divide.

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From Wisconsin to Arizona and Back by Neo11 3-30-16

Day 1: The Drive There This vacation is going to be so great! I'm super excited about the drive down there! Day 8: The Drive Back Ugh, now we have the long drive back up. I'm actually kind of regretting this all now Typical female way of thinking. Happy and excited on the way down but sad and regretful coming up from it I don't follow Give it time, it's a long drive

Build A Wall Around My Stall by kaufman 3-31-16

What is this place? Let me guess. You just got the new Google GPS device that can get you anywhere, took it on a road trip, and asked it for a good place to take a shit. Uh, yeah. How did you know? I was doing the same exact thing, on my way from Madison to Flagstaff, needed to take a dump, and it took me here. Yup, exactly the same with me, except I was going across Pennsylvania. So just where are we? Donald Trump's hair.

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Birth O'er a Gas Station by RedfeatheR 3-31-16

This is my life. Hovering in the middle of nowhere, no one around for miles, in an airtight slap-stink brick-shithouse. There's bloody-wall-shit. I'm not even sure what tha-.. littlehandprints Nothing to ruin pumping pre-baby batter like the crusting and lumping of post-baby splatter

Urinailed it by Pandeist 4-03-16

We've been driving for hours now -- I need a bathroom break. There's a stop just up the road. According to the manager, there's only one urinal, and it's broken. Well I really need to go. Tell him I'll fix it myself. I have some carpentry tools in the trunk.... carpentry, plumbing, what's the difference. Not only didn't you fix it, you actually made it much worse. So I guess.... "Urinal" lotta trouble. Get it? Hahahaha!! I can't feel my fazz brrpll flshizjhfsj....

Good stuff happening here.

24 hrs in this competition, so if you're still working on one.... drop it!

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Groovy! - "What is kidnapp-ed?" by edoggydog 4-04-16

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again. Groovy! PLANET WTF??? I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL OVER FOR YOU AND I FIND YOU HIDING IN A STINKY GAS STATION REST-ROOM 500 MILES FROM HOME??? IS BEING MARRIED TO ME THAT BAD??? Is that a rhetorical question, or do you really want me to answer that?

Glad I had time to post this while at a bathroom stop just over the Grapevine

Today on the Road to Bakersfield by choadwarrior 4-04-16

I have to pee so hard right now. How hard? I'm afraid to relax enough to fart.

Groovy! - Yesterday on the Road back from Fresno by edoggydog 4-04-16

Groovy! That guy must have been French because our car now smells worse then that 7-11 restroom in Galt! Speaking of which... Stop at the next whatever because I have to take a massive, steaming, eye-watering shit!

Honoroable mentions:

Pandeist for the most visually enjoyable "Urinailed It".

Kaufman for some of the best puns around.

But the win goes to Choadwarrior. For the simple, funny, last minute entry "Today on the Road to Bakersfield".

Thank you all for participating.

BRING ON 640!

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Thank you for the win! Depending on how my interview goes tomorrow, this will either be the best or second-best thing to arise from this road trip.

I have a 200 mile trek back home tomorrow. I will use that time to think up the next contest.

Because fuck it.

CC639: Roadpussy by brycekain 4-05-16

No worries, sir. I fished the cat out of your trunk. He did take a huge dump in the back, but you should be able to finish your trip now. Was it a fresh shit? Are you asking if you can fuck the cat? Might as well. Not like I'm going to win this fucking contest.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I am honored to be honorably mentioned!!

Chicken affiars by quinntaylor 4-19-16

Just on the road after spending time with chicken family. Went into the womens bathroom at a gas station... Hey baby, wana choke on some cock Sorry, I dont like men that are chicken. Oh I may be a chicken, but I got man size balls. If you have such big balls, then do something crazy *Whips out dick* *pisses on floor* Im so fucking turned on right now!

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