Z-man picked me as the winner of CC 641 because I "captured the spirit of the contest".    So, this CC's theme is spirits.  More specifically, CAPTURED spirits.  Even more specifically, the kind of captured spirits you keep in a bottle.

ALCOHOL is what I'm getting at!

With the upcoming election, transgender bathrooms, and everything else going on in the world, if you aren't already a drinker, now may be a good time to start!

Create a comic that is alcohol related.

Only new comics qualify.  And, the more the merrier!

I'll judge this when it seems appropriate.

Beer Goggles: A Timeline by HCRoyall 4-29-16

8 PM 1 AM 8 AM

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Porkman & Finchy Are Even Worse At Everything When Drunk by ZMannZilla 4-29-16

Holy Curshwordsh Porkmam! I am, like, SHOOOO drunk right now! Lookit how drrrrrunk I am! Yes, Porkman can clearly see Finchy is inebriated with liquors. This is not a compelling or interesting observation. Ohmanohman Porkman... PORKMAN... thish one time, I got sho drunk dat- Porkman will stop you there. "I was so drunk" stories only interesting to the drunkard and nobody else. Waitwaitwait, what about thish idea I have f'r a movie? Wanna hear that? Only if idea is Finchy goes home and sleeps it off because DRUNK PEOPLE ARE UNPLEASANT BOORISH ATTENTION HOGS!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Oso Wrong by AccentuateNegative 4-30-16

Woof. Ignore. That's just my way of saying I think you're handsome and I'd like to get to know you. Thanks, but you're not really my type. You sure I can't buy you a drink? There's no such thing as bear goggles.

99 by Beeko180 5-02-16

...I'm just saying that I think the fundamental issue with the "99 bottles of beer on the wall" scenario is that- What? There are only ever at any given moment 99 or less bottles of beer on the wall? What? No. Let me finish, dude. Don't interrupt. It's rude. I think that the fundamental issue with the "99 bottles of beer on the wall" scenario is that there are only ever at any given moment 99 or less bottles of beer on the wall.

98 by Beeko180 5-02-16

Are you sure that's the fundamental issue with that scenario? Yeah, why? It's a wall, dude... I'd be concerned with anybody who can somehow manage to stick 99 bottles of beer onto a wall without some sort of heavy duty adhesive.

97 by Beeko180 5-02-16

What? The fuck are you on about? The 99 bottles are on a shelf. No, they specifically say "wall". They never mention a shelf. The shelf is implied, though. No the wall is implied. The shelf is just ply.

96 by Beeko180 5-02-16

Wait... so you're saying that some guy in a bar, through the use of a feat defying the very laws that govern the very fabric and movement of the universe, stuck 99 bottles of beer on a wall. Yep. Why? Why not?

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95 by Beeko180 5-02-16

Why not? Why not? Because it's not physically possible. That's why. There has to be a surface for the bottles to be supported by otherwise they'll just fall. There is a surface, though. I just realised something... what if it's one of those fancy walls with the shelves built into them made out of the wall? But then they'd be on the wall. As opposed to being what? On the wall? What the fuck are you implying? That those two things aren't exactly the same fucking thing? They're not, though. Otherwise we wouldn't be so able to clearly discern a difference between the two.

94 by Beeko180 5-02-16

Besides... a shelf built out of the wall is still a shelf. Not a wall. But the shelf is the wall. It's part of the wall. That makes it wall. No, it makes it "made of" wall. It doesn't make it wall. These aren't even semantics we're discussing now. You're just disagreeing with me for the sake of disagreeing with me, aren't you? Probably. This argument stopped making complete sense to me a while back.

93 by Beeko180 5-02-16

Which do you think is more likely? 99 bottles of beer floating magically on a wall? Or 99 bottles of beer on a wall? What?

92 by Beeko180 5-02-16

Okay, nevermind. It doesn't even matter anyway. I think the real issue with the scenario is quite simple and being aware of its existance will solve this entire dilemma. What could be more of an issue than floating beer? Dude... it's beer. Nobody with tastebuds gives a shit.

91 by Beeko180 5-02-16

I refuse to believe that a collective group of individuals with likes and dislikes that are as deep and real as our own could gather together and drink 99 bottles of beer for any other insentive. You've never had alcohol before have you? Nope- never. I figured as much.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

You Can Take the Engineer Out of the Station... by four_legged_tripod 5-03-16

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Choooooo choooooo!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The politicization of bodily fluids. by Pandeist 5-04-16

Oh man, I drank too much. I think I'm gonna vomit. Could be worse. You could have diarrhea. What the fuck? Vomiting is WAY worse than diarrhea. Wrong, man, vomit totally trumps diarrhea!! And so the conversation inevitably turns to politics. DIARRHEA TRUMPS VOMIT!! VOMIT TRUMPS DIARRHEA!!

CC by HCRoyall 5-05-16

With Kasich and Cruz now suspending their campaigns, Trump is now the Republican candidate for President. With Sanders still behind and most superdelegates against him, it looks like it will be Clinton facing Trump this November. What are you drinking to forget? America.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC: 642 - I'll drink to that! by Porternotes 5-05-16

It seems like you're upset with me. The fact is, you've been drinking too much and if you don't stop I'm taking the kids and leaving you. I can't believe what I'm hearing. I've never been more serious in my life. You'd actually do that for me? Fuck you.

Truth or Fiction?

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https://www.porternotes.com

Not What the Cop Wants to Hear by Neo11 5-05-16

Excuse me sir, but you were swerving back there. What's up? My blood alcohol level, that's what. Hahahahaha Shit, did I just say that out loud?

A Rather Formulaic Comic by kaufman 5-06-16

Most of the great authors were pretty infamous drunkards, but there were exceptions. O Henry's lips never touched a drop of alcohol. He may have said that, but once I got him to have a drink solely by the power of suggestion. Yeah, right. No. really. We were having lunch in a place frequented by famous politicians, and I saw Hubert Horatio Humphrey and Herbert Hoover walk in. So I said, "See H 3, see H 2, O. H." The rest is history.

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De-lurking Just to Riff on Kaufman by Namgubed 5-10-16

Most of the great authors were pretty infamous drunkards, but there were exceptions. O. Henry's lips never touched a drop of alcohol. Yeah, that's because of W.C. Fields. W.C. Fields ?!? He gave him a straw.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Okay, time to blow the top off a frothy one! (Beer)

All the entries were funny, but time to now to pick a winner.  I was going to go with Beeko, but he never completed the series and left us hanging.

So, I'm going with Porternotes.

Congrats!

Woah!

Thanks, for the win.  It was a busy weekend, I'll have something posted later today.

Thanks again.

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https://www.porternotes.com