Thank you for the win.  I wasn’t expecting it at all.  I appreciate it.
Ok, the new competition….
In the past I’ve set rules for cc’s that have been pretty specific.  Today I’d like to loosen things up a little bit and allow for creativity.
You may create a comic about ANY subject you’d like.  
Here are the ONLY rules:
New comic
Three panels
It must start with the following dialogue: “You wouldn’t believe what just happened to me.”
Off you go.
I’ll judge in a week (or so).  Thanks!

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[Click to view comic: 'CC643: You Wouldn't Believe The Things I Could Believe']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Will Chen ever learn? [1/3]']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Will Chen ever learn? [2/3]']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Will Chen ever learn? [3/3]']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5278']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5279']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 643: Priorities!']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5280']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Out of Options']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Marie Antoinette walks, er, bounces into a bar.']

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[Click to view comic: 'Would You Believe What Happened?']

[Click to view comic: 'I Believe There's One in Every Office']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5287']

[Click to view comic: 'Have You Herd?']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Guessing Game']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'HCRoyall tribute']

[Click to view comic: 'Ye of Little Faith']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Now I've Got Laundry Money']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Comic round-up.

24 hours left before judgement.

Gett 'em in!

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[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Then, allow me to retort...']

And the winner is...

edoggydog with his "Retort".

Not only is it laugh-out-loud-funny, but I think it hit a soft spot for me as I once attended a bachelor party where a stripper could pick up quarters without using her hands.

Anyway.... edoggydog... congrats on the win and take it away to CC644

ALSO, it may be a shared win as the strip was built from a good one by four_legged_tripod but there's only room for one on the podium, I guess.

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I knew he'd win it the second I read it! 

It's as fine a comic as I've read yet.

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Thanks! And, thanks to four_legger for the inspiration.  however, I, too, was a t a bachelor party where the stripper was using her kooch to pick up quarters.

New CC up soon