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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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So I guess no one funny entered the last competition since I somehow won. I'd suspect foul play, but I don't want to investigate my balls. ANYwho...

Because the last 5,000 competitions have been about Ragu, I've decided to honor his passing with yet ANOTHER comic contest about him! What? Oh yeah, right. Like I'd do that shit. Are you insane? Oh you are? Sorry. Didn't mean to be so incensitive.

And that brings us to the contest. Are you depressed? Do you suffer from anxiety so horrible you could crush a diamond twixt your cheeks? Honestly, no one gives a shit... er, except me! Yeah, so we shall dedicate this contest to psychological shit.

Rules:

1. Must be funny.
2. Rule number one is optional.
3. Rule number three is also optional.
4. Your comic must include a form of mental illness, but you MUST make it funny. Some how. Did I say you could ignore Rule #1? TOO BAD! Make it so funny George Carlin would shit his dead pants laughing (may Bob rest his soul.)
5. Contest shall begin as soon as you read the next curse word.

So there you go. Crazy? I was crazy once. Etc and stuff. Judging will happen in the future. In the land of farts and unicorns...

Get ready, get set......the fuck?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-02-16 10:08am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Porkman & Finchy Are The Product Of A Sick Diseased Mind by ZMannZilla
9-02-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! My psychiatrist says I've been suffering from schizophrenia!
OH WHAT EVEN IS SCHIZOPOOPYDOOP?
It means I see and hear things that aren't there! That's why they gave me these pills to try and make it go away!
Yeah, good luck with that.
TWO WEEKS LATER...
Well, I'm impotent, drowsy, can barely hold a thought for ten seconds, and my chest hurts all the time, but at least I don't see hallucinations any more!
That's nice.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-02-16 2:50pm (new)
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Makin_d_bacon
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CC:651 by Makin_d_bacon
9-03-16
We're we NUTS to try and pull off this transition?
Maybe.
SO maybe we should ask an expert.
An expert? An expert on WHAT? NUTS?
So off he went to the "NUT" expert....
Do I look crazy to you?
Crazy? No! But oddly enough, you DO smell of garlic, bay leaves and oregano!

9-03-16 6:57am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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CC651: So Is He In Any Real Danger...? by ZMannZilla
9-04-16
The word "nuts" is a strange word. It can mean "crazy", but it can also mean "testicles".
For me, it means "food".
Right, but does it mean you eat crazy people, male genitals, or plant kernels?
I eat all of them.
That's... that's insane!
Says the delicious looking guy hallucinating a gonad-eating squirrel.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-04-16 11:29am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-06-16 12:08pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-07-16 11:22am (new)
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Porternotes
http://www.porternotes.com

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CC#651 - Busted by Porternotes
9-08-16
What the hell are you doing?
Whoa! It isn't what you think.
Were you masturbating?
I can't help it. I was diagnosed with a compulsive disorder. The only thing that relaxes me is periodic masturbation.
How come I never noticed this before? Wait, is this why you lost that job at the petting zoo?
Allow me to answer both questions at the same: I didn't really donate your old fur coat to charity.

 

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9-08-16 1:05pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-09-16 11:51am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-09-16 12:34pm (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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RCL - Paul's In a Better Place Now by crackpanther
9-10-16
♫♫ I don't care if it rains or feezes ♫♫
♫♫ Long as I got my Plastic Jesus ♫♫
♫♫ something something galaxy destroyer ♫♫

9-10-16 9:19pm (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Punguin
So I bought a new crockery set online, and they've only gone and shipped it to the Arctic circle by mistake, bah!
Sounds like a case of "buy polar       dish-order"
  by TheGovernor, 9-14-16 

9-14-16 6:43am (new)
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Porternotes
http://www.porternotes.com

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CC651 TOBOR THERAPY by Porternotes
9-14-16
This is awkward, I specifically said "no robots" on my match.com form.
I KNOW, RIGHT?! I WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC TOO. I SAID "NO PRUDES".
I'm not a prude. I just have robophobia.
WHOA! THAT'S SAD. I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OVERCOME YOUR FEARS.
You think you can ease me into a new appreciation of robots?

 

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9-14-16 9:42am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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9-15-16 9:34am (new)
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Neo11
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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What's the Diagnosis? by Neo11
9-15-16
Hey, so I got my test results back. He said I have nodueltaskitis. It means I'm unable to multitask
Aw man, sucks to hear that. I am actually enjoying some multitasking right now
Oh really? How so?
I've been talking to you on the phone and fondling myself at the same time

9-15-16 7:07pm (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Punguin #3 by TheGovernor
9-16-16
I was an objectophilliac for a while
Oh Really?
Yeah I wound up having an affair with an elevator
How did that work out?
To be honest it was a bit of an up and down relationship

9-16-16 5:37pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Not all that new but that's presuming people actually read the majority of my stuff:

Long Term Relationship by Beeko180
8-18-16
You aren't real. Doctor says I'm schizophrenic.
That's funny Lucy. Is my dick schizophrenic too?
Wh-what?
Because I could swear it isn't. You came pretty fucking hard the other day.
That wasn't real.
Not real as in you faked it or not real as in "Crikey that was one fuckin' unreal shaker right there!"?

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9-17-16 5:24am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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I have to be honest: There's more than one winner here. So I'll be mulling it over for a bit. Contest isn't over yet though and a new entry might change my mind, so keep posting 'em. 

Also: this thread cured my herpes.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-18-16 7:24pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-19-16 12:27pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Separation Anxiety by four_legged_tripod
9-21-16
You see that line over there that separates Canada from the U.S.?
Yeah?
That's what we call a good borderline. Now let's look over here.
I swear to god I'll kill and feed you your pet rabbit if you even think of leaving me you bastard!
This is a bad borderline.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

9-21-16 7:07am (new)
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edoggydog
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9-21-16 8:55am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Ok, it's time. The following honorable mentions were on my winner's list: ZMannZilla, CrackPanther, TheGovernor. But you can blame a Tripod for fucking everything up. The winner is four_legged_tripod for the BPD joke. I was dying... turns out that's one of the side effects of these meds I'm on. And Aids.

Congrats, FLT. May your next competition be as successful as Carrot Top's love life.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-21-16 9:42am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-21-16 2:37pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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I won? Wow. That's just crazy. I'll try to get a new comp up soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

9-22-16 6:56am (new)
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